Hahaha! I made it in time for Christmas!

A few things you'll have to take note of...
-This is as much as I can edit, since my programme crashed last month and there was nothing I could do to brush up on the rough edges.

-View in HQ, as usual. Seriously, please do so...

-Part 1/3 is just plain boring =)

-I removed a few embarrassing videos/pictures to avoid any dispute =P

Part 1/3


Part2/3


Part 3/3

Extra Footage =) View in High Quality! The normal quality doesn't do justice to the video...




The class video is taking a long time to upload, I'll see if the upload can bee finished by today. Probably at night, so keep checking back...

... to keep the blog alive...

Anyone have any idea where i can find a website to upload videos?

I have no idea how the final class video size turned out into a 5Gb file...

Youtube's maximum size is 1Gb...

great... now i have to chop the video into 6 parts...

Final Video Duration: 26mins 29seconds.
Video Content: Cheerleading/Sports Day
Baking
Shine Carnival
How to fix a broken fan special
Drawings and creations over the year
How to uncliche cliche poems
NG scenes in acting
How to feed 99% bitter chocolate to your teacher
How to torture the boys of 2b (Ms Toh style)
How to entertain China visitors (JoonHan style)
Singing by Ms Teo
Class decorating
Ending Segment

Damn shit, wasted time trying to remember the pass and user...

Anyways, this is just a little update for the crappy excuse of our class video.

I dug through my files and added a few more photos, it's done. All that's left is to fix the minor glitch in one of the songs.

Sooo, for some reasons that are quite inconvenient for me to clarify, it's not wise to post it in public (for now). I'm burning the video into a few (one or two) discs and bringing it to the Malacca trip with me. Those still interested can grab one of them from me then and watch it in private in thee hotel room. Pass it around so that everyone can watch it.

I'm not burning a lot, so if anyone wants it can get it from me through msn - when I finish fixing that shitty glitch.

For those not going to the Malacca trip, I'll edit one more when I get back to make it safer to post on the internet.

Thats all, stay tune for the crappy, possibly slightly embarrasing footages through our secondary 2 lives.

P.S. I received some requests to keep the embarrasing level slightly lower for the risk of emotional scars. So the video's been shortened and tone down a notch. Final video duration: 24minutes.

hello,
in case you're wondering,
the class chalet is from 29 October 2008 to 31 October 2008.
If you don't know how to get to E!hub, meeting place, there are 2 places you can meet at.
1. Hougang Int (around the 89 queue there), meet me @ 10am
2. Compass Point (I think around 7-eleven), meet Riduan @ 10am
If you want to go alone, meet at E!hub by 11.15am.
For those who have NOT paid for the Chalet and/or class tee,
please bring the $ to pay.
Or I will hack you :]

Also, the class tee order has been submitted.
If you have already paid for the deposit ($10), please pay another $7 during chalet.
The Tee is $17, and would come within 2 weeks.
We have requested by the time of chalet, but it's not confirmed.

I'm also posting a copy of the list of items to bring, because I know some of you lost it.

3 or 4 sets of clothing (Tee shirt & shorts advised)
1 dark t-shirt (Might want to throw away after use, seriously!!)
Undergarments, decide on quantity yourselves (at least 3-4)
Towel
Toiletries – Soap & shampoo, toothbrush & toothpaste, towel, comb, etc.
Slippers/sandals ( no shoes )
Water bottle ( compulsory, at least 500ml)
Handphone + charger (If you own one)
EZ link card if taking own transport
Money - $30 to $40 (4 to 5 meals on own)
Personal medication if necessary
Sleeping Bag (Strongly advised, only 8 beds)

Other Miscellaneous/optional things:
Poker cards or other cards (Loads of free time)
Basketball, football, volleyball, badminton, etc.
Pretty much things you want to do during free time.

*This list may not be complete, it is just a rough guide on what to bring.

yo ppl!!! anyone with friendster please join the 2B group in friendster now!!!!! hahas..

http://www.friendster.com/group/tabmain.php?gid=2017726

I know you all might want the photo.
for the others you can take from me :D

So Bad..
Found on Frenster..
pity mr ong

KATHERINE"S EQUIVALENT

JONAS BALDERS

From Left : Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas , Nick Jonas

HELLO
WE ROCK
WE ARE THE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE CLASS
GUESS WHO??
AHAHAHA!
WANN A CLUE?
ONE OF THEM LAUGHS LIKE THIS
HOHOHOHOHOHO....

ONE OF THEM IS HOT AND CHIO AND PRETTY AND SEXY AND SMART AND CUTE AND ADORABLE AND ....

LAST CLUE
ONE OF THEM LAUGHS EXTREMELY LOUD...

CRAPPING TIME

CRAP
LOBSTER
STARFISH
PLANKTON
SPONGEBOB
MR KRABS
SQUIDWARD
PATRICK
MRS PUFF ....

OK BHB TIME
I AM HOT
I KNOW YOU
ARE NOT
WE KNOW
SO LETS ALL SING THE BHB SONG

I AM A BHB
YO!
I AM A BHB
GO

KK DONE



YOU WANN TO KNOW WHO WE ARE?

IVYSAUR

hellooooooo

LIKE HANDSOME HORH?
DUH!
OHMYGOSH, I'M TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH JOE JONAS.
HAHAHAHHAHA.

you all should know who I am!
HAHAHAHAH :D

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG
OMG

I am posting.

Boo for upcoming common test,

I have a (nice, good, great, wise, excellent, intelligent, incredible, genius, brilliant, holy, superb, terrific, splendid, super, magnificent, marvellous) advice to get good results, and make ur papa mama proud and happy and overjoyed and excited and elated and elastic? and whatever.

Study For Common Test to Get Good Scores =

Study = {S, T, U, D, Y}
Median = U

For = {F, O, R}
Median = O

Common Test = {C, O, M, N, T, E, S}
Median = N

Get = {G, E, T}
Median = E

Good Scores = {G, O, D, S, C, R, E}
Median = S

Study For Common Test to Get Good Scores
= U + O + N + E + S
= NO USE

LOL.

Moral of the advice is: Play Comp, Yay.

Desmond

.

first post. :)

i jus think that it's time we make a change.
you will understand this post, if u observe the class one day.

we have been like so so so so noisy in class.
this dont only affect us, our results, our reputation and also the teachers, badly.
observe the class carefully,
u will realise the noise.
we all created that noise.
we are harming our class's reputation.
people might say "we dont care about the class's reputation."
but do we all care about the teachers?
the teachers all look so hopeless,
shouting and scoldings didn't help.
we give excuses, saying because they are not effective.
are we saying that all these are the teachers' faults?
and not ours?

are we saying that effective teachers, who can control us, are good teachers?
controlling us?
is it a good thing?
dont we all feel like robots?
why do we have to be controlled by others?
instead of we controlling ourselves?

it's not the teachers' faults for our attitudes and bad results.
it's us. and i tink we all noe that.
it is not a problem of effective or not effective teachers.
it's about us controlling ourselves.

i know i am being nagging.
but did we all care about the teachers feelings?
did you all know that Ms Ang seem so disappointed with us.
she does not have the strength to shout so as to make us quiet.
everytime she said "an jing! an jing"
did we care about it?
we are not respecting her.

and mr quek and ms yong,
they shouted at us for being noisy.
we were quiet for a few seconds, and then, it's noises again.

and mr chong,
he was coughing badly and was very tired, yet he has to keep shouting to keep us quiet.

and then, we started being noisy even in ms toh and mr neo class this few days.
what is happening to 2B?
we are not respecting any teachers.
are we saying that teachers shouldn't be respected?
and that we are not wrong for being noisy and not respecting them.

it's not only the noise.
we are not respecting the teachers.
some are making fun of them.
we are hurting their feelings jus to have some joy?
and then, when other teachers came to scold us, we are like buay song.
but in the first place, it's our fault.
they have the rights to scold us.
yes, a school is for you to have fun.
but having fun by hurting others. is that the right thing?

1B isn't like this.
and i dont think effective or non-effective teachers is the problem.
it's ourselves, the whole of 2B.
shouldn't we do something?

peiyu

This is so dumb.

I change it back again! HAHAH.

YES I GOT THE 100th Post!

Desmond

Post 99

Post 98

hello.

itz been eons since i last posted here. haha. gg to do my hw aftr this , then catch the channel u show. but anyway, u guys want class chalet at where ar? tell me soon cos i can chope units for cheaper prices. the best is downtown east chalet cos i can get for cheaper price, the others eg sentosa and pasir ris i may not be able to get at good price. I dun mind aloha loyang though, like wad kat suggested. decide asap, den can get good units. (:*

So I did it.

Yes, it as in change the blogskin. I really could not stand seeing it. HAHA!
This skin ain't that fanbulous huh? oh well. bear with it please, thank you!
Anyway , as the previous post say, yea. Watch out. Prizes can be won! Please be active and participate, thank you! HHAHAHAA. Those questions will test your IQ. okay, like harhar -.-
Anyway, I linked Weibin already( and please support his blog, as so he asked). Oh, please do ask around for the password/acc for this lame blog & POST IN IT. HAHAHAHAHA! I know people who read this but don't say anything! STUPID! HAHHAHAHA. whatever. hah.
For now, please keep this alive! haha. And I reduced 100 posts to 20. yes, no more lagszxzxzzxz/ ( My computer not noobzxzxzx okay. ) & now, there is no more Jay Chou songs! ( HAHHAA, PEIYU! HAHAHAHA. ) because it was getting sickly. Everybody agree? HAHA.

till then,
JANICEEEE.

P.S. Rick Astley song not bad leh? ( HAHAHAAHA. ) The never gonna give you up one. The song like very familiar ah. like in advertisement or something. HAHHAH.

*UPDATE:
I think so boring. I shall post something.

( I decided to delete the picture. haha. too bad if you didn't see it.)

Jocelyn always look like that when she laugh hor? She didn't want to believe it. Sorry if this face add on to the nightmares after seeing Katherine's blog. HAHAHHAA. So unglam lah. HAHA! So Jocelyn, believe it lah!

LISTEN UP YO.

HELLO BARBARIANS.
KEEP VISITING THIS BLOG FOR SOMETHING REALLY FUN.

IT'S GONNA BE EXCITING.

TAKE PART AND STAND TO WIN SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT.
OKAY, LOL.

xoxo. katherine & janice.

Love ,






you .

dis my 1st time postin. lol. so dunnno wad 2 say. hi?







by: ppl ball snatcher (see ronda's blog) aka highlighter war winner (see ren zhi's blog) aka u noe who aka he who muz nt b named aka lord voldemort aka anonymous no 2

P.S the 1st anonymous is kat

hii hii ;D i neo this pic is cute kays ;D me and py too bored!! HAHAH.

by:bell :D

post 91

我用华文blog好吗?

YUCK.
I think the a.holes who changed the link are retarded, at least put Joe Jonas singing right??!?!!?
白痴.

I feel sad for you people who can't view chinese words.
):

Science NCelz due today, 所以要记得做.

I seriously can't take chinese mannn.

What's with the obsession over Barack Obama?
LOLS.
Change back the links, or we change the password uh!

I don't like Rick Astley, like please.
I know people want to be me laah.
HAHAHHAH.

xoxo, katherine♥

juz bored

this is the second time i blogging in the class blog i tink. hahax. i tink obama is quite cool. first black sia. py is a big fan of him. cuz she wan to be a president too. but i tink if she was, we would all migrate dun euu all tink so? hahax XD nth much i could say sia D: anyway hope our class will all be closer till as 1 ;D tc. :D and ppl who change the link pls changes it back!!! ty.

by: bellina

OBAMA'S Fav Singer

Never gonna give you up

I love Rick Astley .













Love,katherine

OBAMA rocks .

LOLS ><

CLASS CHALET

hello losers.
back to the whole class chalet thing,
I was thinking of "Aloha Loyang", Pasir Ris park.
It's quite expensive though.

http://www.aloharesorts.com.sg/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=338&Itemid=733

But it's really nice, there's a basketball court, football field, swimming pool, bbq pit, bike rentals, and it's damn near the beach.
And also near downtown east.
Walking distance to white sands I think.

If we are going to book, I think we need to do it ASAP!
cos if it's too late, it'll be fully book -.-

https://www.aloharesorts.com.sg/booking/chalet/viewChaletRentalRate.asp
Chalet rates.
I was thinking of the Garden Terraces.
It's the cheapest @ $140/night.
Considering near 40 of us, it should be rather okay.
If not we can book the one at Changi, but like far leh -.-
But it's cheap.

aloha Fraser's Hill, $60/night.
But the one at Loyang is really nice, and it's the nearest one.

Maybe we can discuss this over PC period, cos we need to book soon.
Mr quek, if you're reading this, maybe can ask the class about it?

there's a cameron highland one too, shall we go there? Cheap mannn.
HAHAHAH.

Love, katherine.

I'm suppose to be doing DnT now...

But what the heck.. I'll rather post smthing here to contribute...heh..

Its such a shame that the Su Zhou pupils only came for 2days... it was starting to get fun, seeing Joonhan get humiliated by them of course... he actually asked them whether gt SuZhou Kao Ya anot, i think it was adapted from BeiJing Kao Ya...

I hate finding songs.. i cant find any that will fit the video... High School Musical was like last last years news...

I only have 'Say Goodbye by S Club 7' contributed by Kat and 'We Rock' from that movie Camp Rock.

Yeah...I watch Disney Channel when I'm supposed to be doing homework, sue me :P

I watched it on Youtube, since Singapore's official broadcast is on September..Yawn...

Let's just stop talking about class video now...

I'll c when I can upload some funny videos here, you all wanna c last time the boys did the sitting up and standing up thing last term? The one ms toh told them to do.

Cuz I recorded them,...ehehehe...

qiuxuan~

Happy Birthday to Joon Han.
I wish u get a new comp for a birthday present,
Cos u lag like Saiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii when playing Dota!

Desmond

Dead bloggg.

Hello people of Earth and beyond!

This blog is like, so inactive.
Predictable though.
oh poo.

Well, back to the birthday thing,
I have everyone's birthdates!
HAHAHAHHA.
PRO EH?
Well, I copied it from the NAFA slip.

Here goes.

(POO, it's a lot to type -.-)

1 Azizah - 24 May 1994
2 Corine - 19 July 1994
3 Dorcas - 15 August 1994
4 Ivy - 27 October 1994
5 Janice - 29 November 1994
6 Jasleen - 25 December 1994
7 Jocelyn - 31 October 2008 (Yea, Jocelyn's not born yet.)
8 Katherine - 28 October 1923 (I'M 85. WOOHOO!)
9 Ronda - 31 March 1994
10 Arffah - 29 January 1994
11 Rena - 16 April 1994
12 Jean - 12 July 1994
13 Afiqah - 25 October 1994
14 PeiYu - 3 April 1994
15 QiuXuan - 12 November 1994
16 Bellina - 9 September 1994

17 ShaoYuan - 20 April 1994
18 Benedict - 15 Febuary 1994
19 DianSheen - 17 April 1994
20 RenZhi - 23 June 1994
21 Desmond - 11 November 1994
22 YongChuen - 16 August 1994
23 Dion - 3 March 1994
24 KahKang - 4 November 1994
25 WenBin - 21 Febuary 1994
26 Riduan - 17 April 1994
27 Yazdan - 25 October 1994
28 DingYuan - 28 October 1994
29 HanLoong - 20 April 1994
30 WeiBin - 4 May 1994
31 Sherman - 6 Febuary 1994
32 ChinAnn - 3 January 1994
33 WeiHao - 2 March 1994
34 RongSheng - 1 October 1994
35 JoonHan - 7 July 1994
36 WeiJun - 8 April 1994
37 WeiYu - 8 April 1994
38 YongHao - 9 September 1994

I realised JoonHan's birthday is coming!
Tomorrow to be exact.
HAHAHAHAH.
Then followed by Jean and Corineeeeee.

OMG, and there're birthday clashes!
More than one!
HAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Happy Birthday JoonHan, in advance.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

love, katherine :D

I just took the 80th Barbaric Post ^^

How long has it been since my last post? I have absolutely no idea... half the time the posts are being posted by the same ppl, and its always the same ppl visiting the blog... its depressing..lol

Maybe we can do a bdae post? My p6 class blog likes to dedicate birthday posts on ppl's bdae to celebrate:) but its already July....haiz never mind that then...

okay, so the class video has only been half done, I've edited the cheer leading, sports day, and another segment already, they total up to about 7minutes plus.. and I tried to keep embarrassing moments to the minimal, but wheres the fun it that? hehe joking.

My adobe editor only has 30 days of trial left, so I need to have as many photos n songs in by this month as possible :) this sux....

okay, any1 wanna contribute more wonders? We have the fan and the narnia closet liao... give ideas ^^

I'm done thrashing here, *goes back to editing*

Oh, and its qiuxuan here!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
im boreeeeedddddd

byyeeeeee peoplleeeeee

ivy
:)

AHAAH DKLAKLSFASDGKLFGHF.SDG !!!!!!!#$%^$%*(&_#@*%^e%^#$*&%*(^&$&*

DOOOO OOUURRR SURRVEEEY!!! (ivy is despo)

http://my3q.com/home2/222/beno94/JoyTan.phtml

I'm going to die cos I have not done a single homework yet and I have not edited my Home Econ Project yet which Yong Chuen has done and I have not remembered what homework there is yet and I have not touched my bag yet and I have not packed my bag yet and I have not done my homework yet today cos i'm too lazy and I have not done my Chinese Journal yet and I have not done my Chinese Newspaper Reflections yet and I have not received my English homeworks yet and I have not found all my Literature worksheets to file in my Literature file yet and I have not done my Maths Ex 7.1 yet and I have not done the English reflections yet and I have not read Fahrenheit 451 yet and I have not found my Chinese homework yet and I have not a single pen in my pencil box which has ink and I have not found my calculator and I have not thought about which topic should I research on the History Project yet and I have not typed out my History Project cover page yet and I have not typed out my History Project 2nd page yet and I have not typed out my History Project 3rd page yet and I have not typed out my History Project 4th page yet and I have not typed out my History Project 5th page yet yet and I have not typed out my History Project 6th page yet which basically means I have not done my History Project yet. OMG its a full stop, yes finally. *Takes a deep breath*

Yay die,
Desmond.

and I have not done this yet and I have not done that yet and I have not done this yet too and I have not done that yet too and I have not done this one yet and I have not done that one yet and I have not done this yet, and that, and this, and that, and this one, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that one, and this, and that, and this one, and that, and this, and that one, and this, and that one, and this, and that, and this one, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that one, and this, and that one, and this, and that, and this one, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that one, and this, and that one, and this, and that one, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that one, and this one, and that, and this, and that one, and this, and that, and this YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3.14159265358979323846

OHMYGOSH, THE CLASS BLOG DIE LIAO -.-

I shall be the great person I am, and post :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_day
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_day

PI DAY. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D

don't you just love pi(e)?
:D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_root_day
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_root_day
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_root_day
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_root_day

So sad, square root day will end in 2081 ):
09/09/2081. The last of square root celebrations ):
Ooh, if we live til 87, we would have lives through EVERY SINGLE square root day!
OOHLAALAAA :D

Pardon my stupidity, I believe it's a sugar rush.
:)

ohmygosh, did you know, that when a circle's diameter is 1, its circumference is π?

COOOL.
I like wikipedia. It's so fun! :D

10 more days. 10 more days. 10 more days.
1 ton of work, 1 ton of work, 1 ton of work.

DIE.

love, katherine.

I LIKE PIE/PI.
3.14159265358979323846...

Alive, alive!

Hello people.
Here's a video I have always wanted to post, but I just can't find the time to do it. or should I say I'm lazy. HAHHAHA.

Video dedicated to Rena for turning 14 (:
hhahaha enjoy!



happy birthday rena! :D
There's one part in which Desmond looked like giving a kiss to Rena! ( like the screen)
HAHAHAHAA.

Note to Rena : We embarrassed ourselves just for you! HAHAHA. be honoured! LOL. AHAHAHAA. Many people was staring at us when we did this. HAHAHAA.
anyway, love you!

JANICE OWNZ.

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Yay another useless post,
Desmond

My all time favourite show. (:haha.

xoxoxo,
rena

Hey.

Long time nv post here liao. hahahahahahahah. okay oops, a bit high.

Yay its the hols, though i'm like running on a tight scheldue. But i'm sure dat most of you guys are also like SUPER packed. Considering dat most of you guys are getting ready for SYF and stuff. Diao lehz. they give us hols yet want us to come back almost every week. Stupid.

anyway, enjoy the joke below.

"ways to ji seow people at the cinema"

1. During the trailers, shout, “Fast forward! Fast forward!”
2. Wear a very tall hat.
3. When people come in late, say “Orrrrrhhhh” very loudly.
4. During opening credits... point at a character and say loudly, "He dies at the end."
5. After every gunshot, scream "take cover!" and hit the floor.
6. Use a laser pointer and point the beam at the screen, especially at character’s private parts.
7. Go “tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk” loudly at every kissing scene.
8. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing! It’s snowing!"
9. Clap and cheer whenever one of the good guys gets killed.
10. Urge everyone in the cinema to start a Mexican wave.
11. During love scenes, say loudly in Mandarin, “Ngggh! Bu yao, ma!” (“Don’t!”)
12. During horror movies, keep singing the theme to “Jaws” (dum dum… dum dum… dum dum dum dum dum dum…)
13. Sit on old people, pretending not to know they are there
14. Go to an afternoon screening. Go out of your way to sit next to the only other person in the cinema. Smile at him/her suggestively. (Recommended: waggle your eyebrows for added effect.)
15. Repeat all dialogue ten seconds after it's said on screen.
16. Bring in durians for your movie snack.
17. Or bring in a bowl of noodle soup, and slurp it up loudly.
18. During a sensitive scene, stand up and say loudly, “I go shee-shee now, can?”
19. Eat the snacks of the person sitting next to you.20. Lick the person sitting next to you
-adapted from talkingcock.com-

xoxoxo,
rena

Boring

Zzzzz I am so bored . . .

Nobody posted for 3 days ,
This blog is going to dieeeeeeee!

Here are some words i would use to describe holidays:

H orrible
O mfg
L ame
I diotic
D umb
A lamak
Y ucky
S ucks

This is crap,
I wanna go to school ):



LOL I shot Mr Quek cos he didn't want to play minesweepers with me.
He's a loserrrrrrrrrrr :P

Desmond

MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

hello losers who read this blog.
AHAHAHAHAH :D
No lah, not losers. WINNERS!
HAHAHAHAHHAH.
Enjoy these photos.
Some are for revenge, some are for plain amusement.
HAHAHAHAHAH.


Sad eh? The 10 years ago one still quite cute, but 10 years later, aiya, sad luh ):

These are for revenge. MWAAHAHAHAHAH.
Continue mocking the place I sit in the class photo la.
HAHAHAHAH.
( told you I'm gonna get you. )
:D

I did not edit this. NO, not at all.


TOOTH FAIRY :D
Somehow, I pictured the tooth fairy prettier.
LOL :D


Benedict looks good in a tube dress.
HAHAHAHAH.


Oh, the other loving couple :D
AHAHAHAHHAHAH.


okay, I'll save the rest for next time.
HAHAHAHAH.

♥ Love, anonymous.

HELLO
kitty rocks
Yay post 70,
LOL, i just made a quiz by myself and im gonna do it

1. Do you think this quiz is stupid?
Duh, stupid ppl makes stupid quizzes.

2. Are you gay?
_|_ No.

3. Are you lesbian?
I'm a boy u nerd.

4. What are you thinking now?
I'm thinking about wads the next Qn should be.

5. If your mum and your dad fell into the sea and there were sharks, who would you save?
The sharks.

6. What is 9 + 7?
Brb i take my calculator.

7. What is the most vulgar word you have ever said?
Poop.

8. ??? ????? ???? ?? ???????? ?
??? ??? ??? !

9. What is your greatest dream?
To wake up from the dream cos im gonna be late for school.

10. How many wishes would you like to have?
I scared i type liao no space.

11. What would you like to do now?
Go to school.

12. If there is World War III right now what would you do?
Continue watching Teletubbies episode 512

13. What are you scared of most?
Looking at my ceiling.

14. Who do you hate most?
The person who made this quiz.

15. How long have you been making this quiz?
When Earth had life.

16. Do you believe you can fly?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

17. What is the most disgusting food you have ever tasted?
CupCake!

18. Do you think you will die if you jump down from your window?
No, i believe i can fly.

19. If you have 1 million dollars what would you do?
Donate to the earthquake ppl, im kind~

20. Seriously, do you think Hello Kitty rocks?
Duh..

I was just kidding,
F*** Hello Kitty it sux =P

Desmond

HEELLOO :D

Do you all want a June hol class outing???
:D

Like, fun leh.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH.

YAY YAY YAY.

okay, whatever.

Love, katherine :D

Once upon a time...


I'm too tired to continue, imagine this story on your own.




Morning! by the way.
I'm bored

26 Reasons Why Boys Like Girls

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. They way they kiss you and all of the sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. They way they take hours to get ready, but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. They way they look good no matter what they wear.
9. They way they fish for compliments even though you both know that she's the most beautiful thing on the earth.
10. How cute they are when they argue.
11. The way her hands always find yours.
12. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
13. The way she says...:Let's not fight anymore," even though you know that an hour later.....
14. Because their always warm even when it's minus 30 outside.
15. The way they smile.
16. They way they kiss when you do something nice for them.
17. The way they kiss you when they say, "I love you!" (or the other way around)
18. Actually...the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. They way they apologize for crying over something that's silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. The way they apologize when it does hurt! (Even though we don't admit it!)
23. The way they say, "I miss you."
24. The way you miss them.
25 is the best and main reason why guys like girls... The way their tears want you to change the world so that it dosen't hurt her anymore....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them...it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of sound, you know that your life is invitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her heart. We love them for a million reasons. No paper or words whould do justice. It is a thing not of the mind, but of the heart. A feeling...only felt....
26.You must have a girlfriend to get this feeling and to tell me this

hahas... my friend sent me dis... think its quite true... don't you tink so?

BENEDICT

Oh stupid.

HELLO. I realised we posted quite alot. 66 posts so far.
okay whatever.
I'm here to liven up this blog.
Yes, the tagboard's been very updated.
& PEEOPLE, EXAMS ARE OVER, WOOOO!
I think there should be a show called
THE ADVENTURES OF CUPCAKE AND PUDDING.

I will sure watch it. ahhaa. And Nim'a island a disappointment.
hahhaa.
I shall entertain you people with some crap jokes I saw on a forum:

Reasons why you should NEVER visit your rich friends:
Once, while I was visiting my rich friend......
Maid: What would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, hot chocolate, capuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Me: Tea please.
Maid:Ceylon tea, indian tea, bush tea, herbal tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Me: Ceylon tea please.
Maid: Black or white?
Me: White.
Maid: Milk or fresh cream?
Me: With milk.
Maid: Goats milk or cow's milk?
Me: Cow's milk please.
Maid:Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Me: Umm... i'll just have it black.
Maid: Sweetener, sugar or honey?
Me: Sugar please.
Maid: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Me: Cane sugar.
Maid: White, brown or yellow sugar.
Me: Forget about it, Can I have a glass of water instead?
Maid: Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Me: Mineral water please.
Maid: Flavoured or non-flavoured?
Me: I think I'll just die of thirst.

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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:


BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of
the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives
us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people
are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance
repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of
ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated.
The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
and at
the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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pictures.












I don't think you will be able to last through the story. HAHAA.

Okay, that's all kidzxzx. I know, some not funny. but aiya. still got more next time ba. AHHAHA. I guess.

999 "Shit"s

Speedtest

LOL

Get Your Led

Weeee I'm looking through the Science tb for crap

51 things that I have learnt:

1. Democritus is a half-naked retard in chapter 1
2. He doesn't have a nipple, LOL
3. Aristotle is dumb
4. John Dalton is made up of little solid balls
5. Robert Brown looks like my dad
6. Albert Einstein is my dad
7. Atoms are atomic bombs used by the Japanese
8. John Dalton appeared in chapter 2 pg 15 again
9. Protons are positively charged
10. Neutrons have no electrical charge
11. Electrons are negatively charged
12. Morons are people like Mr Chong
13. Osmosis is the net movement of shits
14. Diffusion is the movement of fart molecules
15. Our heart pumps blood through the xylem tube
16. The phloem tube is connected to our ass
17. The red blood cells in the blood are useless
18. Plasma is a type of TV
19. Digestion is important to all plants
20. Food molecules say "weeeee" when going down the gullet
21. Salivary amylase help digest starch = small sugar molecules
22. carbohydrases help digest carbohydrates = simple sugars
23. Lipase help digest fats or lipids = fatty acids and glycerol
24. Proteases help digest proteins = amino acids
25. O shyt, i flip until chapter 5
26. Light enables us to see Mr Chong's armpit hairs
27. Light travels by taxis or buses
28. The speed of light is 60km/h
29. When you look into a mirror you will see a retard
30. The retard is upright, laterally inverted, and not virtual
31. Dentists use microscopes to see your teeth
32. A rainbow is a rainbow
33. White light consists of 1 colour - white
34. Red + blue + green = your underwear colour =P
35. Sounds are produced by vibrations
36. Bitch is the highness or lowness of a sound.
37. Jocelyn causes instant damage to ear drum
38. Ears are made up of 12 months
39. WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
40. I have studied finish all chapters!!!
41. Woot
42. Woot
43. Woot
44. Woot
45. Woot
46. Woot
47. Woot
48. Poot
49. Woot
50. Woot
51. Soot

yay,
Desmond.

hey ppl..how's mye? to me its crap...i have flunked every single paper so far and suppose i would flunk the next 2? or 4? wadever..i think my whole mye will crash the wall..yeah..
and i think this blog is close to death...or isit already dead? and desmond is not saving it..T.T
desmond ran out of crap..he going to the beach to dig for crabs..
and i think we should like announce it to the class..make it fully known..ok wadever all this would be done after midyears..for now, let me go and study my sci (actually i wouldnt)
RenZhi xD

Pathetic second time i'm posting..
Hahahha..
4 papers down..
And i think it was all rubbish..
To me lah..
All sooo diff..
Sian..
History and maths paper i never complete ok!!
Fail liao lor..
Still depending on my maths to pull my overall up..
Seem like now, its going to pull me down instead..
Haiz..
Rubbish rubbish rubbish!!
This mid year gone case liao..
Gonna fail everything..
Anyone in to pei me fail??
4 papers down, 6 more to go..
I haven started home econs, i have started art..
Hahahahhaha..
Anyway, jia u for mid year everyone!! =)
~ronda~

Weeeeeeeeeeeee
I'M GONNA FAIL!!!!!!
yay i'm so dead
Haven't revise for anything yet, grrr
I dun understand anything about History
Shit science,
I hate chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14
I hate the whole textbook
I noe completely nothing about chap 11 Sound
Beachy Maths
Sheety Art

GRRrrrrrr
I HATE REVISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
I hate u Mr Revising
I hate you
You hate me
I think you are damn beachy
With a great big fart and a slap from me to you
Some day won't you eat my poo?
nice song.

I'm gonna study English now.

Bye,
Desmond.

POST 60!!!!!

Once again (yes), yet another blank post by anonymous a.k.a you-know-who a.k.a Desmond

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WHEEE~
We're reaching 60 posts!
Many 'unidentified' blank posts though.
Hmmm, I wonder who.

We should convince ourselves that history is fun.
History is FUN FUN FUN!
That way, it's easier to study!
YAY HISTORY~
I think the sepoy mutiny sounds cool.
No, no that they were prosecuted.
It sounds oh-so-cool.
HAHAHAHAHAH.

I need help in science,
any offers?
Anyone want to cram with me on saturday?
mug, mug, mug.
YAY.

katherine loves history.
It rocks.
:D

This blog needs more crap to keep it alive
So, yea.. im here to crap again!!!!!!!!!!
AAAbibibibpooooooooooooooooooolalalala
kkouehkkgijijijipamalemfodsiue
cliUUUUUUUidkgpaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
DOopugmZZowsaZxLvOlsAAAxzfQQ
CPpOiIosmWiFaokibuAksHlupoIWw
LZOSiSoskvibOxiusyLAsoAIsfeWWW
EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppolila
Wwooiihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy
KOOOOOOOOlalalehlohleeeeeeemaarrrr
Gugugugugugugugugugugugugugugupipi
POOOOooooooasiUuUuUuuUuAwqweqz
QwErTyUiOpAsDfGhJkLzXcVbNmabcabc
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crapped by,
Desmond.

Ouy tsum eb yllaer yrev eerf ot daer siht eceip fo tihs.
Yb won uoy thgim evah ydaerla desilaer taht siht tsop si nettirw sdrawkcab
Thgir won I ma gniog ot llet uoy a yrev yrev yrev yrev terces egassem
Ti si hcus a yloh dna gnol egassem taht ti thgim ekat uoy tuoba
Neetriht dnasuoht neves derdnuh dna owt-ytriht noillib ytxis smuinellim ot daer hsinif

Ahahahahahahahahawm

Won rof eht egassem:

Poop

Dnomsed Hog << Skool yloh.

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Weeeeeeee
I have created a miracle.
This is an extreme phenomenon.
Which probably happens only once a year
I AM DOING MY HOMEWORK!!!!!!
Wow. Pls clap ty
Zz nvm,
I'm stuck at Q7a of maths paper 2
(Actually I'm not stuck, I just dun wanna do liao)
I haven't study yet!!!! Crap,
........................DIE........................
........................DIE........................
........................DIE........................
........................DIE........................
........................DIE........................
........................DIE........................
DIEDIEDIE......DIEDIEDIE

_|_

Here is 1 reason why I choose not to study:

Homework + Study = A1 (This is not a equation, just for contrast)
Play Comp + Study = Pass ------ (1)
Play Comp - Study = The End ------ (2)

Eg: 1 + 2 = 3, means, 2 + 1 = 3
All good things come to an end.
All ends come to good things.

From (2), Play comp - study = The Good Things ------ (2)
Eliminate the variable "study" by elimation,
(1) + (2),
Play More Comp = Pass + The Good Things ------ (3)

If you show good results to your parents, you get The Good Things.
Therefore, The Good Things = Good Results

From (3), Play More Comp = Pass + Good Results

Ans: Play Comp = Pass + Good Results

Desmond

POST 53 :D
Please don't let this blog die ):
'cos I know living creatures will but blogs don't!
and who keeps posting blank posts?
LOL.

I spent 3hrs studying history,
yet i only finished the notes for chapter 2 & 3.
Like, what the.
There's still science, geog, chinese(tell me how to study.) and art prep.
But this is the first time I'd ever started perp a week before.
:D

I recommend "never too late" by Three Days Grace.
It's a nice songggg(:

much love,
♥Katherine(:

Sian.

Desmond

Hello.

eeeyerrr. I wanted to post before Renzhi's post! anyhow. This blog will definitely die sooner or later . T.T
Anyway , don't be scared or stressed out by MYEs. Be happy that MYE's coming!
you know why?
Okay, I will type out an equation for you.

SCHOOL --> MYEs ---> HOLIDAYS ( REAL LIFE! )

That settles it. Holidays are the rewards. Just hang in there and you'll get it.
Remember shopping.
Remember computering.
Remember watching shows and staying up late.
It's all for you.

Just wait a little longer! and woooohooo!
Okay, bye lovelys! (:

I know you love me,
JANICE! :D

ANOTHER 101 reasons y im so dead:

1. Mid-Year-Exams are coming
2. I have not handed in my EL Compo
3. I'm still feeling bloated becos of my dinner
4. I have not done my Chinese Compo
5. I have not study for exams yet
6. I'm not planning to study for exams now
7. I'm gonna play everyday
8. I forgot to photocopy Katherine's LE "Jiang Yis" again
9. I think I left my maths wksht in class
10. I dunno anything abt Maths Chap 6
11. I dunno how to draw a ray diagram
12. I dunno all the chaps after chap 4 History
13. I dunno Geog chap 3, 4 and 5
14. I dunno whrs my chinese textbook
15. I dunno wad is Mr Quek teaching
16. I dunno how to do my MYE Art prep work
17. I dunno wad to rite for the 18th reason
18. I dunno wad to rite for the 19th reason
19. I dunno wad to rite for the 20th reason
20. I STILL HAVE 81 MORE REASONS!!!!!
21. Poot
22. I just farted
23. Which will cause air pollution
24. Resulting in an increase of deaths of living-things
25. It will also cause global warming
26. Which I dunno wads the effect of that
27. I forgot to buy graph paper, again
28. I'm having a stomache now ):
29. I can't find my EL Compo Qn paper
30. Shit, i need go shit now, brb
31. Sian, I'm bored and I'm dying
32. I wanna study now (which shows that I'm abnormal)
33. All my textbooks in class (It happens all the time -.-)
34. My tie is currently stuck with my bag's zip
35. I just realised i don't even have a History File
36. I brought home Katherine's pencil
37. And Yong Chuen's black pen
38. And a G2 black pen i found on the floor 3 days ago
39. Tomorrow no school ): I'm gonna die at home again
40. F**k sh*t *itch c**k ***hole d*ck wh*re =X oops
41. It's actually Fork shot! Witch cook manhole. Duck, where?
42. I wet my pampers ):
43. I need my bottle of milk
44. EEEEEEEK I HAVE 57 MORE REASONS!?!

I will juz end here

45. Error 11120. Please try reading this reason again later.

Bye Bye,
Desmond

since no one posts...i shall take the initiative to post hehe ^^
i am retarded btw...lol jk...or isit true? i think its true...i am retarded...eh ppl, mye coming le leh...must buck up! learn from me! stop slacking horh! continue slack horh...ltr fail ur exams...rmb horh..learn from me kays? guai..
and ppl, also must keep the blog active leh...this blog havent even one month yet...must blog more!! jia you! and gd luck to all for coming mye ^^
RenZhi xD

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Friday

I woke up early at Five-fifteen
Went cp saw Dion and Dian Sheen
Then I went hougang wif Ren Zhi
Shit, stuck liao... hw to rhyme?

Met up wif Katherine, Bell, Peiyu they all
Mac outside rite 24/7 but nvr open wor!
In the end breakfast had Old Chang Kee
I onli bought Chysanthemum Tea

The girls practiced cheerleading
Infront of so mani ppl, embarrassing
Went to the stadium saw Ivy on the way
By the time we reached was still okay.

All we did thr was tok n eat
And hear the host tok crap n shit
My hair gt sprayed, it's sticky n green
Photographed by Qiu Xuan and Katherine

Den cheerleading it was our turn
Didnt win but the spirit of 2B will always burn!
_|_ Stupid 3C say we copy them
Who wans to copy ur shit, god damned

After lunch we went exploring a cave
Juz kidding, we went home to bathe
I washed my hair like siao man
Den dried my hair in a cooking pan

Met up wif them at 4 again
Wenbing n Chin Ann are insane
They nvr go home bathe, eww
They smell like maggot stew

We reached skool at 4:30 plus
We thot we late so ran to the bus
Reach thr liao saw Mr Quek
Realised we weren't late, wad the heck

ACJC so cool sia, got elevator
Got swimming pool summore, win liao luhh
I stole Wenbing's sweets, Kekeke
Den he cried "I WAN MY MUMMY T_T"

I eat the sweet halfway gave Wenbing
He ate the sweet without knowing
Me n Ren Zhi made fun of Barney
It's even lamer than teletubby

During the debate i almost sleep
When they debating i counting sheep
Some of us left halfway through
I feel like sticking the debaters' mouth wif glue

Me, Katherine n Ren Zhi went cp eat
By den we were tired like shit
At mac I played wif my food
Stuffed fries in my mouth, it tasted good

And den we went home.

Saturday
I was dying of boredom

Today
I died

Tmr
yay. skool

Desmond

Hey guys...
as promised, ill released a few videos here to let u guyz c.
this one was filmed during cheerleading audition, it was filmed by a friend of mine in 2A.

We're really good!

I juz noticed a few ppl are camera shy and some went to the extent of avoiding the cam like a rat running away frm the cat (poor cam T.T) lol jkjk, i kinda feel sry for the ppl, since im really a camera shy person too >.<

If deres really a serious dislike i think its wise to stop the filmings... cuz, well, i dun wana make everyone unhappy.... if u guyz think filming is bad then we can round up d films now and show all the vids we've gathered by May... which is kinda nice actually : )

O ya, ps if i offended sm ppl, heheh... didn't mean it....

This made me sheet pissed at her and thus I screamed, "Hong Lao Shi, you suck!" real loudly.
Even though the compo was not written by me (credits to my sis who takes HMT :D ), she doesn't need to be so discouraging don't you think?
It's like, she told me she know my 'standards'.
But it's so mean luh.
I know my chinese is horrible, but saying she knows where I stand makes me feel so small.
yes, i suck at chinese,
yes, i'm a failure.
but as a teacher all I've recieved from you is humiliation.
And that, I would regard as indeed a terrible failure in career.

Hong Lao Shi, you suck.

Love, katherine:D

HELLO!

my first time blogging on this blog cos I FINALLY GOT THE PASSWORD. blah.

haiz... science test fail liao lor... so many wrong... maths test no need to sae oso will fail de. Sianz.. Thanx ppl for all the presents todae!!! I loved it. (: Yay tmr gg to eat PIZZA with joc and ron and jean.

Aiya.. i nth post leh. Wait until I got smth to post then I'll post a really LONG one.

Till then
THIS IS RENA~

I am going mad about science,
Science sucks.
SUCKS!
Mr Chong sucks.
SUCKS!
God damned ****ing shyt lol.
My mind is getting confused now.
Becos i am reading 3 chapters at a time
And my mind is in a mess now
When I read 3 chaps at the same time,
I will think that

Rectum stores faeces which pass out through the anus in
straight lines and in vacuum at a speed of 300,000,000 m/s which then
disperses into seven colours: Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet.

Wow this is holy freaking shytty hell
Grrrr i give up
IM GONNA FAIL!!!!!!
yay.

Desmond

Morning!

I played with a ruler with holes. Then my finger got stuck.
I thought I was going to die, because my finger turned purple.
Stupid Peiyu and Ronda was laughing like mad.
No compassion. Evil people.
But at least Ronda is better than Peiyu.
She tried to help, and broke my finger instead.
Jocelyn Novena Shiva came to the rescue and broke the ruler.
It happened a few days ago.
I learnt my lesson and will never stuck my finger into ruler holes again.
But it was fun.

Janice tried to create a cheer about boobs today. Rena joined in.
They are sick.
They say boobs blow their mind away.
Janice's can slap people.

And remember to buy COOLING II
It helps you get rid of incurable Birthday Pimples.
Only at $100,000,000,000.
Absolutely affordable.

My children, stop asking me for allowance.
Teaching you independence here.
Earn money yourself.

Janice is Katherine's ka-ceng.
Bell has no ka-ceng.

Night!

Cooling.

YOZ PPL!!!!!! lmao can guess who am i????? lame.... im benedict..... lmao la..... the skin super nice..... i tink is janice make de rite??? o.o

Waseh sorry guys but im not ever gonna dance... not even for cheerleading...... i suck at dancing and i know it.... Im willing to do anyting else la.... but not dance..... okay? so if i dun participate dun blame me...... amd walau today the assembly presentation damn funny la!!!!! Katherine kena stuck in the small hole!!!!!! LMAO!!!!! i laugh like siao..... den dunno who go pull her out like feather so light like dat.... lmao..... desmond shld be able to carry her eh??^^ okay la... end of with dis.... WHEN ARE WE GETTING A CLASS TEE???!!!!! XD lmao....

I am Desmond and I am lame
I think Tic Tac Toe is a stupid game
My floor is made up of candy
I realised my mum's named cindy

I have no computer I have no phone
I live in an ice-cream cone
Spongebob's house is nice to eat
While patrick's house tastes just like shit

Everything in this poem is just crap
I hope you end up in a big mishap
Everything I type doesn't link
My toilet bowl and my dustbin stink

I am made up of wood and cardboard
I think I type this because I'm too bored
Holy shit my ceiling's gonna collapse
Breakfast lunch and dinner I had crabs

[Abc song]
A b c d e f g, h i j k l m n o p
Q r s, t u v, w x, y and z
Now I know my ABC,
Next time won't you drink my pee?

[Old macdonald had a farm]
Old macdonald wore boxes
Instead of boxers!
And when he shits he still wears them
Then his butt will cramp!

[Twinkle Twinkle Little Star]
Stinky stinky smelly waste
How I wonder how you taste
Floating in the toilet bowl
Flush and down the pipe you go

Stinky stinky smelly waste
How I wonder how you taste

[Mary had a little lamb]
Weibin had a big fat butt
Big fat butt
Big fat butt
Weibin tried to sit down but
His buttock split apart

MUST BUY MY CD ALBUM!!!
DESMOND! DESMOND! DESMOND!
Only $15.90 each.
Available at 7-11,
It's a store and more.
and
Sheng siong, quan shi wei le ni~

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Hello.
It is time for the Weekly Lame Post!
(Which is going to happen on every Sunday)

WARNING: The following content includes things that are very very extremely ultra hyper super duber uber incredibly lame which might not be suitable for ages 13 - 14. Please acquire your siblings' or parents' or your grandparents' or your aunties' or your uncles' or your cousins' or your nephews' or your daughters' or your sons' or your relatives' or your great grandparents' or your great great grandparents' or your great great great grandparents' or your great great great great grandparents' or your great great great great great grandparents' or even your ownself's consent before reading on.

2ND WARNING: Also beware that the following content includes things that are very very extremely ultra hyper super duper uber incredibly lame which might not be suitable for ages 13 - 14. Please acquire your siblings' or parents' or your grandparents' or your aunties' or your uncles' or your cousins' or your nephews' or your daughters' or your sons' or your relatives' or your great grandparents' or your great great grandparents' or your great great great grandparents' or your great great great great grandparents' or your great great great great great grandparents' or even your ownself's consent before reading on.

3RD WARNING: You should also be aware that the following content is lamer than a 1001-year-old old man who gives even more nutrients than a 1000-year-old ginseng and the old man has 10 legs which cannot walk.The 1st leg got hit by a car, the 2nd leg got chopped off by accident, the 3rd leg got bitten by an ant, the 4th leg got bone cancer, the 5th leg was donated to Terry Fox (who was dumb enough to ran a marathon with 1 leg), the 6th leg was practically useless for no reason, the 7th leg was eaten up by himself, the 8th leg was also eaten up by himself, the 9th leg was eaten up by his dad and the 10th leg was eaten up by his mum. What i am trying to say is, the old man is lame, which means he cannot walk properly like Mas Selamat.

The following content: Hi

Desmond(Yes, i haf nth better to do)

URGH.

Hello, I'm Janice.
I'm so pissed off, irritated, annoyed, agitated now. rahhh.
I spent like , more than 2 hours of hard work to crop and paste to this shit and now the results is that that image is TOO big. rahhhh . !$^%@#&%@%$^%@%^@$%@.
It's like powerpoint size, no, maybe bigger than that. urgh. I'm super pissed off. RAHHHH.
>:(
Anyhow, if I got time I change the image again. sianz. siansiansian. I'm going to sleep liao.
anyhow, congratulations to 2b for getting in top 5! :D

I'm still pissed off at the bigness of the picture and the ugliness of the alignment. ):
Sorry peepo.

JANICE!

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Hello.

Desmond

2B, WE'VE WON THE WAR.

OHMYGOSH.

2B, I LOVE YOU GUYS ALL SO SO SO MUCH.
2B, WE'VE WON THE WAR.
2B, BARBARIANS UNITE.

I LOVE 2B.

I never thought that this could be a success.
I pictured it to be a failure, trash, and horrible.
BUT WE'VE DONE IT, 2B.
WE'VE (almost) WON!
WE'RE OFF TO THE FINALES!
:D

Three cheers and three cheers and three cheers for IVY.
HIP HIP HURRAYY!
HIP HIP HURRAYY!
HIP HIP HURRAYY!
Ivy, this only happened 'cos of you.
AND YAY FOR IVY :D
thank you(:

We're united, we're strong.
SO YAY 2B.
I think we're great.
We started the cheer off stage,
we started the bomb,
YAY 2B.
We're original.
:D

I LOVE YOU 2B.
:D

photos I haven upload.
sorry.
HAHAHAH

PS: my senior's a frigging arsehole. If you see him, shoot him dead. thankyou.

love, katherine.

Oh hey im here again (-.-) i forgot about something important.
since its a class video, i figured that the class shld decide.

Firstly, the theme, the default theme will be smthing like a star award (eg. best joker award, then flash a vid bout that person that kinda thing.) this is a DEFAULT:) which means u guyz can type at the tagboard wat other themes you guys want.

Secondly, the songs, since sm ppl are starting to film n take alot of pics, the vid would probably be longggggggg. so we'll need a combination of songs, fast to make the class video more lively, slow for the emotional part. Suggestions will be nice:) but selection of songs cn wait, since the finalised video isn't out yet (c'mon, its still april!)

Lastly, itll be great if some ppl are willing to contribute some vids or pics, since Katherine is the only person providing most of the pics and videos now... no pressure though! this is optional:)

P.S. the vid will be kept private till end-of-year, cause we still need more pics n vids, and to well, keep the suspense! But a little more info bout the video will be released in this blog in future. So keep visiting!

Thats all!
qiuxuan

Reached skool today ard 7 o'clock
At quadrangle hear Ahpunana tok c0ck
Keep telling us read dunno wad shyt
Next time i c him, his face i will hit

First lesson was Life Ed
I've thrown all the "Jiang Yis" i had
And wtf oh my god
Mr Chong armpit hair a lot

I gt 15 marks for my geog test
Total 18 nia but i couldnt care less
Recess is spelled as R-e-c-e-s-s
I'm typing crap cos my mind's a mess

Chinese spelling i nvr copy so guai
I noe I pro dunnid praise me i will shy
During history all we did was copy
It was so lame, I'd rather watch Barney

Den Maths MISS TOH DIDNT COME!!
So all we had was fun fun and fun
EL lesson Mrs Raja came
So i prepared my rifle and took aim

After dat i chiong home take house tee
The elevator spoiled so i climbed a tree
I wore my house tee n ran bac to class
The first thing i saw was yazdan's arse

After awhile we went to the hall
Lucky while doing the pyramid i didnt fall
After dat i ate Kaya Roti
Den i suddenly could fly and shouted "weeeeee"

Woot our class 2B rox
More than chicken pox
Yay cheerleading was perfect
Otherwise we sure kena whack

When it was ard 5 i went home
alone):
The spirit of 2B will always burn!!
Becos of a boy named... Desmond =P

2B will Win the war!
no wait..2B HAS won the war!!!
Yay! today was one of the most high days this year...nvr really expected the whole class to be so united and willing to participate :)
We were the class who took d first initiative to cheer,
the class that made the highest human pyramid,
the class that sat closest together as one class,
the class that shouted the loudest,
the class who has the most number of ppl staying for the results:)
Everything, from the dance steps to the formations was super! Thx Ivy!

Keep the bloggie alive!
~Qiuxuan~

Hey 2B!!!
Today cheerleading rox lah!!
It was so damn damn fun!!
And i think we did really well..
Esp the guys..
Really really touched that u guys can do it so well and quick and perfect..
Was really suprised..
Like i thought all of u will like dont care dont care, finish cheerleading le, go home or something..
Instead i think the whole 2B stayed back to the very end and had so much fun!!
I didnt know 2b as a whole was so enthu..
Haha..
2B ROX!!!
I love 2B lah!!!
We cheered and cheered and cheered and was enjoying ourselves so much..
I think all our hardwork was paid off..
Special thanks to ivy, who got things worked out and of course, 2BARBARIANS!!! =)
3 cheers and 3 cheers and 3 cheers for 2B!!
HIPHIP HURRAY!!
HIPHIP HURRAY!!!
HIPHIP HURRAY!!!
WE ROX!!!
~ronda~

came posting again...today was fun!! the cheerleading was a success!! yay! many rounds of applauses for 2b!! we owe it to the support of every1..if not because they were also as enthu, the thing wouldn't have been as successful..lol and we raised the enthu level in the hall for sec 2s!! another round of applause for 2b!
really hope everyday of our sec 2 life cn be liddat...feel so sad that we hav to split class after this year T.T ...i think on the last day of sch alot of ppl will cry sia...T.T
and all rmb to bring their cans! although i might forget >< ..thats all, i think
RZ ^^

wah not bad not bad..i only a few days didnt post nia so many posts le..should thank desmond actually for all the entertainment..lol..
and i agree about the cheerleading thing..we should all jiayou for it...come on be more enthu!! lol..we cn do it de..and wads most important is actually not winning..is actually enjoying the process of preparations..where every1 shed pespirations...and even some get injured..not really injured lol..but fell..but wads the point in doing this? so that every1 cn enjoy time tgt as a whole united class..i hope cn have more of these kind of class enthu activities!! jia you 2B!! WE ROX!!
Renzhi ^^

Today are stupid.
My hair is cutted.
It look weird.
Mr Ng was sucky.
I forgetten wad is inkglish.
holy shyt
holy die-rear
holy ureen
holy freekhing donkey
DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shyt i forgetten how to spell my name.

Dspdyvn Goh

JIA YOU

tmr is the cheerleading audition le!! every1 muz do their best wor:D every1 had put in so much effort so muz JIA YOU!! we will win de :D today we had already put in so much effort le so dun disappoint 1 another. we are the best!!! GO 2B :D

from : bell :D

i have
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mums.

Desmond

Its me again..
I missed out something..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEI YU AND WEI JUN!!! =)
~ronda~

Not bad ah..
Got 20 post le..
Haha..
Oral was rubbish today!!!
To me it was really diff lah..
I didnt have anything to say..
Haiz..
I hope tmr's oral for the guys + joc will be diff too..
Hehehheehehe..
But seriosly i think i'm gonna fail lah..
Mrs raja so strict.. =(
Good luck to all those doing oral tmr!!!
Jia u!! =)
~ronda~

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LOL, i found it on the net, nt so pro to type out
It doesnt really look like but it still looks like it, but although it doesnt really look like it, it looks like what it is which covers up the fact that it doesnt look like it and even though it doesnt really look like it, it still looks quite like it for it looks like the real one which doesnt really look like this one which looks really like it but it may not look like it because it isnt it so it doesnt really look like it and since it doesnt look like it, it isnt it, so it isnt the real it which makes it not look like it which... GOD DAMMIT!
PS: 'It' refers to middle finger.

Desmond

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that(spacebar)is(spacebar)
very(spacebar)hard(spacebar)
to(spacebar)read(fullstop)
This(spacebar)is(spacebar)
juz(spacebar)for(spacebar)
ppl(spacebar)hu(spacebar)
haf(spacebar)nth(spacebar)
better(spacebar)to(spacebar)
do(spacebar)to(spacebar)
waste(spacebar)their(spacebar)
time(spacebar)reading(spacebar)
spacebars(spacebar)=P(spacebar)
LOL(exclamation mark)(exclamation mark)
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Dee EE ass Em Oh End Dee

101 reasons y im so dead:
1. I have nt studied for my tests
2. I dunno hw to do my hmwk
3. I lost my file
4. I forgot everything i learned during lessons
5. I think im gonna fail my tests
6. I have nt eaten my breakfast
7. I no foolscap to do my maths Ex 5.5
8. I did nt do my chinese compo on saturday
9. I still have nt done my chinese compo nw
10. My chinese compo is gonna -alot marks
11. I think the marks are included in exams
12. Which will decrease my overall chinese marks
13. Which will decrease my overall marks /900
14. Which will decrease my %
15. Which will decrease my class position
16. Which will decrease my level position
17. Which I will nt care so much about the last 9 points
18. My brain is tired cos i have 83 more points to think of
19. My hands r tired cos i have 82 more points to type.
20. I have nt eaten my lunch
21. Im nt prepared for EL oral
22. Alot of tests r coming
23. MYE is coming
24. I forgot some hmwk
25. My pencilbox juz dropped
26. My stationaries r scattered all ard
27. I am stuck at maths Ex 5.5 Q9
28. I have nt eaten my dinner
29. I lost my handbook (mayb its in my file)
30. My com is lagging
31. Im bored
32. Im still stuck at maths Ex 5.5 Q9
33. I hit until my head on Friday
34. My head until nw still pain
35. I juz dropped my calculator (but its still working)
36. Im feeling cold
37. Im feeling very cold
38. Im feeling really cold
39. I-I t-thi-nk I-m f-f-froz-z-ze-n
40. So i decided to on my air-con
41. I STILL HAVE 60 MORE REASONS OMG WTF
42. I have nt eaten my supper.
43. Im stuck at maths Ex 5.5 Q16
44. I read Example 13 n im still confused =S
45. I juz ate my breakfast
46. I juz ate my lunch
47. I juz ate my dinner
48. I feel so full

Im gonna make it 51 reasons instead

49. This post is gonna be so long man
50. Longer than longman dictionary
51. Longer than my belongings

Weee~ finish

Bye Bye,
Desmond

Its 3 in the afternoon...
and im getting sick of the word agriculture...
:) I've taken down d video (due to one person's whining...)
*emo*
I'll end here. Back to agriculture...ZzZzz
Qiuxuan....

Woot

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lol

Desmond

It's 5 April.

Hello, I'm here.
I'm a barbarian.
& I can't help it.
Guess who I am?
Nahh.
I'm an alien from Mars.
Does that help? It does, really.
I'm some pretty lady over here, believe me.
Isn't it wonderful to have me? hahaha.
Desmond's middle finger is so stupid. :D
I don't like his middle finger. wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Remember his kindergarten. Girls and Boys bathe together. A pity we were kindergarten-s kids? Not really. Great we were young and innoncent! blahblahblah.

Lastly, I rock.

lol anyway something to add on the previous post
that post was with no sense of offence horh peiyu...just stating some facts..=P
Renzhi ^^

Hello lovely people :D

The Cbox has been put up.
Yes, I'm enthu.
:)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Remember, geog test on monday):
BLAAAAAAAAAAAH.

love, katherine.

came posting here again ^^ really hope more ppl cn post lehs..now so far only 7 ppl post nia..must have more come post then can mah..anyway today some funny things happend ..
star of today: Tan Pei Yu
location: many different places
ok here's the story... was at the MRT station... as we were walking out of the mrt station, ok wait..i think i have to change my tone..it sounds verii formal and i dunno how to continue from here..
when coming out of the mrt station..we go to the escalators..i was walking towards the escalator that moves upwards..then peiyu suddenly told me " eh renzhi u wan walk that one arh, u slowly try to go up lorh" then i was like " huh?" then seconds later she tries to go up the one moving downwards, not knowing it is the wrong one and her reaction was like " woah! almost trip sia..eh this is the wrong one arh?" then i and qx were like laughing like mad..
this is wad she actually means, she thinks i am going to the wrong escalator..and tries to be sarcastic...but later finds out she went to the wrong one..lol..

next event
we were proceeding to bell's hse...then before reaching, we warned her indirectly not to press 8 floor..then she mistook it as pls press 8 floor..so in the lift she go press and thinks she is correct..lol

then she mistook a fake knife as a real one ...lol..


i think that's all i cn think of..stm acting up..cnnt think now...psps..keep the blog active!!
Renzhi =D