Saturday, May 31, 2008
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Hey.
Long time nv post here liao. hahahahahahahah. okay oops, a bit high.
Yay its the hols, though i'm like running on a tight scheldue. But i'm sure dat most of you guys are also like SUPER packed. Considering dat most of you guys are getting ready for SYF and stuff. Diao lehz. they give us hols yet want us to come back almost every week. Stupid.
anyway, enjoy the joke below.
"ways to ji seow people at the cinema"
1. During the trailers, shout, “Fast forward! Fast forward!”
2. Wear a very tall hat.
3. When people come in late, say “Orrrrrhhhh” very loudly.
4. During opening credits... point at a character and say loudly, "He dies at the end."
5. After every gunshot, scream "take cover!" and hit the floor.
6. Use a laser pointer and point the beam at the screen, especially at character’s private parts.
7. Go “tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk” loudly at every kissing scene.
8. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing! It’s snowing!"
9. Clap and cheer whenever one of the good guys gets killed.
10. Urge everyone in the cinema to start a Mexican wave.
11. During love scenes, say loudly in Mandarin, “Ngggh! Bu yao, ma!” (“Don’t!”)
12. During horror movies, keep singing the theme to “Jaws” (dum dum… dum dum… dum dum dum dum dum dum…)
13. Sit on old people, pretending not to know they are there
14. Go to an afternoon screening. Go out of your way to sit next to the only other person in the cinema. Smile at him/her suggestively. (Recommended: waggle your eyebrows for added effect.)
15. Repeat all dialogue ten seconds after it's said on screen.
16. Bring in durians for your movie snack.
17. Or bring in a bowl of noodle soup, and slurp it up loudly.
18. During a sensitive scene, stand up and say loudly, “I go shee-shee now, can?”
19. Eat the snacks of the person sitting next to you.20. Lick the person sitting next to you
-adapted from talkingcock.com-
xoxoxo,
rena
Long time nv post here liao. hahahahahahahah. okay oops, a bit high.
Yay its the hols, though i'm like running on a tight scheldue. But i'm sure dat most of you guys are also like SUPER packed. Considering dat most of you guys are getting ready for SYF and stuff. Diao lehz. they give us hols yet want us to come back almost every week. Stupid.
anyway, enjoy the joke below.
"ways to ji seow people at the cinema"
1. During the trailers, shout, “Fast forward! Fast forward!”
2. Wear a very tall hat.
3. When people come in late, say “Orrrrrhhhh” very loudly.
4. During opening credits... point at a character and say loudly, "He dies at the end."
5. After every gunshot, scream "take cover!" and hit the floor.
6. Use a laser pointer and point the beam at the screen, especially at character’s private parts.
7. Go “tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk” loudly at every kissing scene.
8. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing! It’s snowing!"
9. Clap and cheer whenever one of the good guys gets killed.
10. Urge everyone in the cinema to start a Mexican wave.
11. During love scenes, say loudly in Mandarin, “Ngggh! Bu yao, ma!” (“Don’t!”)
12. During horror movies, keep singing the theme to “Jaws” (dum dum… dum dum… dum dum dum dum dum dum…)
13. Sit on old people, pretending not to know they are there
14. Go to an afternoon screening. Go out of your way to sit next to the only other person in the cinema. Smile at him/her suggestively. (Recommended: waggle your eyebrows for added effect.)
15. Repeat all dialogue ten seconds after it's said on screen.
16. Bring in durians for your movie snack.
17. Or bring in a bowl of noodle soup, and slurp it up loudly.
18. During a sensitive scene, stand up and say loudly, “I go shee-shee now, can?”
19. Eat the snacks of the person sitting next to you.20. Lick the person sitting next to you
-adapted from talkingcock.com-
xoxoxo,
rena
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Boring
Zzzzz I am so bored . . .
Nobody posted for 3 days ,
This blog is going to dieeeeeeee!
Here are some words i would use to describe holidays:
H orrible
O mfg
L ame
I diotic
D umb
A lamak
Y ucky
S ucks
This is crap,
I wanna go to school ):
LOL I shot Mr Quek cos he didn't want to play minesweepers with me.
He's a loserrrrrrrrrrr :P
Desmond
Nobody posted for 3 days ,
This blog is going to dieeeeeeee!
Here are some words i would use to describe holidays:
H orrible
O mfg
L ame
I diotic
D umb
A lamak
Y ucky
S ucks
This is crap,
I wanna go to school ):
LOL I shot Mr Quek cos he didn't want to play minesweepers with me.
He's a loserrrrrrrrrrr :P
Desmond
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
hello losers who read this blog.
AHAHAHAHAH :D
No lah, not losers. WINNERS!
HAHAHAHAHHAH.
Enjoy these photos.
Some are for revenge, some are for plain amusement.
HAHAHAHAHAH.
Sad eh? The 10 years ago one still quite cute, but 10 years later, aiya, sad luh ):
These are for revenge. MWAAHAHAHAHAH.
Continue mocking the place I sit in the class photo la.
HAHAHAHAH.
( told you I'm gonna get you. )
:D
I did not edit this. NO, not at all.
TOOTH FAIRY :D
Somehow, I pictured the tooth fairy prettier.
LOL :D
Benedict looks good in a tube dress.
HAHAHAHAH.
Oh, the other loving couple :D
AHAHAHAHHAHAH.
okay, I'll save the rest for next time.
HAHAHAHAH.
♥ Love, anonymous.
AHAHAHAHAH :D
No lah, not losers. WINNERS!
HAHAHAHAHHAH.
Enjoy these photos.
Some are for revenge, some are for plain amusement.
HAHAHAHAHAH.
Sad eh? The 10 years ago one still quite cute, but 10 years later, aiya, sad luh ):
These are for revenge. MWAAHAHAHAHAH.
Continue mocking the place I sit in the class photo la.
HAHAHAHAH.
( told you I'm gonna get you. )
:D
I did not edit this. NO, not at all.
TOOTH FAIRY :D
Somehow, I pictured the tooth fairy prettier.
LOL :D
Benedict looks good in a tube dress.
HAHAHAHAH.
Oh, the other loving couple :D
AHAHAHAHHAHAH.
okay, I'll save the rest for next time.
HAHAHAHAH.
♥ Love, anonymous.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
HELLO
kitty rocks
Yay post 70,
LOL, i just made a quiz by myself and im gonna do it
1. Do you think this quiz is stupid?
Duh, stupid ppl makes stupid quizzes.
2. Are you gay?
_|_ No.
3. Are you lesbian?
I'm a boy u nerd.
4. What are you thinking now?
I'm thinking about wads the next Qn should be.
5. If your mum and your dad fell into the sea and there were sharks, who would you save?
The sharks.
6. What is 9 + 7?
Brb i take my calculator.
7. What is the most vulgar word you have ever said?
Poop.
8. ??? ????? ???? ?? ???????? ?
??? ??? ??? !
9. What is your greatest dream?
To wake up from the dream cos im gonna be late for school.
10. How many wishes would you like to have?
I scared i type liao no space.
11. What would you like to do now?
Go to school.
12. If there is World War III right now what would you do?
Continue watching Teletubbies episode 512
13. What are you scared of most?
Looking at my ceiling.
14. Who do you hate most?
The person who made this quiz.
15. How long have you been making this quiz?
When Earth had life.
16. Do you believe you can fly?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
17. What is the most disgusting food you have ever tasted?
CupCake!
18. Do you think you will die if you jump down from your window?
No, i believe i can fly.
19. If you have 1 million dollars what would you do?
Donate to the earthquake ppl, im kind~
20. Seriously, do you think Hello Kitty rocks?
Duh..
I was just kidding,
F*** Hello Kitty it sux =P
Desmond
kitty rocks
Yay post 70,
LOL, i just made a quiz by myself and im gonna do it
1. Do you think this quiz is stupid?
Duh, stupid ppl makes stupid quizzes.
2. Are you gay?
_|_ No.
3. Are you lesbian?
I'm a boy u nerd.
4. What are you thinking now?
I'm thinking about wads the next Qn should be.
5. If your mum and your dad fell into the sea and there were sharks, who would you save?
The sharks.
6. What is 9 + 7?
Brb i take my calculator.
7. What is the most vulgar word you have ever said?
Poop.
8. ??? ????? ???? ?? ???????? ?
??? ??? ??? !
9. What is your greatest dream?
To wake up from the dream cos im gonna be late for school.
10. How many wishes would you like to have?
I scared i type liao no space.
11. What would you like to do now?
Go to school.
12. If there is World War III right now what would you do?
Continue watching Teletubbies episode 512
13. What are you scared of most?
Looking at my ceiling.
14. Who do you hate most?
The person who made this quiz.
15. How long have you been making this quiz?
When Earth had life.
16. Do you believe you can fly?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
17. What is the most disgusting food you have ever tasted?
CupCake!
18. Do you think you will die if you jump down from your window?
No, i believe i can fly.
19. If you have 1 million dollars what would you do?
Donate to the earthquake ppl, im kind~
20. Seriously, do you think Hello Kitty rocks?
Duh..
I was just kidding,
F*** Hello Kitty it sux =P
Desmond
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
26 Reasons Why Boys Like Girls
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. They way they kiss you and all of the sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. They way they take hours to get ready, but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. They way they look good no matter what they wear.
9. They way they fish for compliments even though you both know that she's the most beautiful thing on the earth.
10. How cute they are when they argue.
11. The way her hands always find yours.
12. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
13. The way she says...:Let's not fight anymore," even though you know that an hour later.....
14. Because their always warm even when it's minus 30 outside.
15. The way they smile.
16. They way they kiss when you do something nice for them.
17. The way they kiss you when they say, "I love you!" (or the other way around)
18. Actually...the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. They way they apologize for crying over something that's silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. The way they apologize when it does hurt! (Even though we don't admit it!)
23. The way they say, "I miss you."
24. The way you miss them.
25 is the best and main reason why guys like girls... The way their tears want you to change the world so that it dosen't hurt her anymore....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them...it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of sound, you know that your life is invitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her heart. We love them for a million reasons. No paper or words whould do justice. It is a thing not of the mind, but of the heart. A feeling...only felt....
26.You must have a girlfriend to get this feeling and to tell me this
hahas... my friend sent me dis... think its quite true... don't you tink so?
BENEDICT
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. They way they kiss you and all of the sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. They way they take hours to get ready, but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. They way they look good no matter what they wear.
9. They way they fish for compliments even though you both know that she's the most beautiful thing on the earth.
10. How cute they are when they argue.
11. The way her hands always find yours.
12. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
13. The way she says...:Let's not fight anymore," even though you know that an hour later.....
14. Because their always warm even when it's minus 30 outside.
15. The way they smile.
16. They way they kiss when you do something nice for them.
17. The way they kiss you when they say, "I love you!" (or the other way around)
18. Actually...the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. They way they apologize for crying over something that's silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. The way they apologize when it does hurt! (Even though we don't admit it!)
23. The way they say, "I miss you."
24. The way you miss them.
25 is the best and main reason why guys like girls... The way their tears want you to change the world so that it dosen't hurt her anymore....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them...it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of sound, you know that your life is invitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her heart. We love them for a million reasons. No paper or words whould do justice. It is a thing not of the mind, but of the heart. A feeling...only felt....
26.You must have a girlfriend to get this feeling and to tell me this
hahas... my friend sent me dis... think its quite true... don't you tink so?
BENEDICT
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Oh stupid.
HELLO. I realised we posted quite alot. 66 posts so far.
okay whatever.
I'm here to liven up this blog.
Yes, the tagboard's been very updated.
& PEEOPLE, EXAMS ARE OVER, WOOOO!
I think there should be a show called
THE ADVENTURES OF CUPCAKE AND PUDDING.
I will sure watch it. ahhaa. And Nim'a island a disappointment.
hahhaa.
I shall entertain you people with some crap jokes I saw on a forum:
Reasons why you should NEVER visit your rich friends:
Once, while I was visiting my rich friend......
Maid: What would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, hot chocolate, capuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Me: Tea please.
Maid:Ceylon tea, indian tea, bush tea, herbal tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Me: Ceylon tea please.
Maid: Black or white?
Me: White.
Maid: Milk or fresh cream?
Me: With milk.
Maid: Goats milk or cow's milk?
Me: Cow's milk please.
Maid:Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Me: Umm... i'll just have it black.
Maid: Sweetener, sugar or honey?
Me: Sugar please.
Maid: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Me: Cane sugar.
Maid: White, brown or yellow sugar.
Me: Forget about it, Can I have a glass of water instead?
Maid: Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Me: Mineral water please.
Maid: Flavoured or non-flavoured?
Me: I think I'll just die of thirst.
------
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of
the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives
us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people
are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance
repeated".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of
ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated.
The others all died".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
and at
the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."
-----
pictures.
I don't think you will be able to last through the story. HAHAA.
Okay, that's all kidzxzx. I know, some not funny. but aiya. still got more next time ba. AHHAHA. I guess.
okay whatever.
I'm here to liven up this blog.
Yes, the tagboard's been very updated.
& PEEOPLE, EXAMS ARE OVER, WOOOO!
I think there should be a show called
THE ADVENTURES OF CUPCAKE AND PUDDING.
I will sure watch it. ahhaa. And Nim'a island a disappointment.
hahhaa.
I shall entertain you people with some crap jokes I saw on a forum:
Reasons why you should NEVER visit your rich friends:
Once, while I was visiting my rich friend......
Maid: What would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, hot chocolate, capuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Me: Tea please.
Maid:Ceylon tea, indian tea, bush tea, herbal tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Me: Ceylon tea please.
Maid: Black or white?
Me: White.
Maid: Milk or fresh cream?
Me: With milk.
Maid: Goats milk or cow's milk?
Me: Cow's milk please.
Maid:Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Me: Umm... i'll just have it black.
Maid: Sweetener, sugar or honey?
Me: Sugar please.
Maid: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Me: Cane sugar.
Maid: White, brown or yellow sugar.
Me: Forget about it, Can I have a glass of water instead?
Maid: Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Me: Mineral water please.
Maid: Flavoured or non-flavoured?
Me: I think I'll just die of thirst.
------
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of
the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives
us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people
are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance
repeated".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of
ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated.
The others all died".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
and at
the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."
-----
pictures.
I don't think you will be able to last through the story. HAHAA.
Okay, that's all kidzxzx. I know, some not funny. but aiya. still got more next time ba. AHHAHA. I guess.
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Weeee I'm looking through the Science tb for crap
51 things that I have learnt:
1. Democritus is a half-naked retard in chapter 1
2. He doesn't have a nipple, LOL
3. Aristotle is dumb
4. John Dalton is made up of little solid balls
5. Robert Brown looks like my dad
6. Albert Einstein is my dad
7. Atoms are atomic bombs used by the Japanese
8. John Dalton appeared in chapter 2 pg 15 again
9. Protons are positively charged
10. Neutrons have no electrical charge
11. Electrons are negatively charged
12. Morons are people like Mr Chong
13. Osmosis is the net movement of shits
14. Diffusion is the movement of fart molecules
15. Our heart pumps blood through the xylem tube
16. The phloem tube is connected to our ass
17. The red blood cells in the blood are useless
18. Plasma is a type of TV
19. Digestion is important to all plants
20. Food molecules say "weeeee" when going down the gullet
21. Salivary amylase help digest starch = small sugar molecules
22. carbohydrases help digest carbohydrates = simple sugars
23. Lipase help digest fats or lipids = fatty acids and glycerol
24. Proteases help digest proteins = amino acids
25. O shyt, i flip until chapter 5
26. Light enables us to see Mr Chong's armpit hairs
27. Light travels by taxis or buses
28. The speed of light is 60km/h
29. When you look into a mirror you will see a retard
30. The retard is upright, laterally inverted, and not virtual
31. Dentists use microscopes to see your teeth
32. A rainbow is a rainbow
33. White light consists of 1 colour - white
34. Red + blue + green = your underwear colour =P
35. Sounds are produced by vibrations
36. Bitch is the highness or lowness of a sound.
37. Jocelyn causes instant damage to ear drum
38. Ears are made up of 12 months
39. WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
40. I have studied finish all chapters!!!
41. Woot
42. Woot
43. Woot
44. Woot
45. Woot
46. Woot
47. Woot
48. Poot
49. Woot
50. Woot
51. Soot
yay,
Desmond.
51 things that I have learnt:
1. Democritus is a half-naked retard in chapter 1
2. He doesn't have a nipple, LOL
3. Aristotle is dumb
4. John Dalton is made up of little solid balls
5. Robert Brown looks like my dad
6. Albert Einstein is my dad
7. Atoms are atomic bombs used by the Japanese
8. John Dalton appeared in chapter 2 pg 15 again
9. Protons are positively charged
10. Neutrons have no electrical charge
11. Electrons are negatively charged
12. Morons are people like Mr Chong
13. Osmosis is the net movement of shits
14. Diffusion is the movement of fart molecules
15. Our heart pumps blood through the xylem tube
16. The phloem tube is connected to our ass
17. The red blood cells in the blood are useless
18. Plasma is a type of TV
19. Digestion is important to all plants
20. Food molecules say "weeeee" when going down the gullet
21. Salivary amylase help digest starch = small sugar molecules
22. carbohydrases help digest carbohydrates = simple sugars
23. Lipase help digest fats or lipids = fatty acids and glycerol
24. Proteases help digest proteins = amino acids
25. O shyt, i flip until chapter 5
26. Light enables us to see Mr Chong's armpit hairs
27. Light travels by taxis or buses
28. The speed of light is 60km/h
29. When you look into a mirror you will see a retard
30. The retard is upright, laterally inverted, and not virtual
31. Dentists use microscopes to see your teeth
32. A rainbow is a rainbow
33. White light consists of 1 colour - white
34. Red + blue + green = your underwear colour =P
35. Sounds are produced by vibrations
36. Bitch is the highness or lowness of a sound.
37. Jocelyn causes instant damage to ear drum
38. Ears are made up of 12 months
39. WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
40. I have studied finish all chapters!!!
41. Woot
42. Woot
43. Woot
44. Woot
45. Woot
46. Woot
47. Woot
48. Poot
49. Woot
50. Woot
51. Soot
yay,
Desmond.
hey ppl..how's mye? to me its crap...i have flunked every single paper so far and suppose i would flunk the next 2? or 4? wadever..i think my whole mye will crash the wall..yeah..
and i think this blog is close to death...or isit already dead? and desmond is not saving it..T.T
desmond ran out of crap..he going to the beach to dig for crabs..
and i think we should like announce it to the class..make it fully known..ok wadever all this would be done after midyears..for now, let me go and study my sci (actually i wouldnt)
RenZhi xD
and i think this blog is close to death...or isit already dead? and desmond is not saving it..T.T
desmond ran out of crap..he going to the beach to dig for crabs..
and i think we should like announce it to the class..make it fully known..ok wadever all this would be done after midyears..for now, let me go and study my sci (actually i wouldnt)
RenZhi xD
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Pathetic second time i'm posting..
Hahahha..
4 papers down..
And i think it was all rubbish..
To me lah..
All sooo diff..
Sian..
History and maths paper i never complete ok!!
Fail liao lor..
Still depending on my maths to pull my overall up..
Seem like now, its going to pull me down instead..
Haiz..
Rubbish rubbish rubbish!!
This mid year gone case liao..
Gonna fail everything..
Anyone in to pei me fail??
4 papers down, 6 more to go..
I haven started home econs, i have started art..
Hahahahhaha..
Anyway, jia u for mid year everyone!! =)
~ronda~
Hahahha..
4 papers down..
And i think it was all rubbish..
To me lah..
All sooo diff..
Sian..
History and maths paper i never complete ok!!
Fail liao lor..
Still depending on my maths to pull my overall up..
Seem like now, its going to pull me down instead..
Haiz..
Rubbish rubbish rubbish!!
This mid year gone case liao..
Gonna fail everything..
Anyone in to pei me fail??
4 papers down, 6 more to go..
I haven started home econs, i have started art..
Hahahahhaha..
Anyway, jia u for mid year everyone!! =)
~ronda~
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Weeeeeeeeeeeee
I'M GONNA FAIL!!!!!!
yay i'm so dead
Haven't revise for anything yet, grrr
I dun understand anything about History
Shit science,
I hate chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14
I hate the whole textbook
I noe completely nothing about chap 11 Sound
Beachy Maths
Sheety Art
GRRrrrrrr
I HATE REVISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
I hate u Mr Revising
I hate you
You hate me
I think you are damn beachy
With a great big fart and a slap from me to you
Some day won't you eat my poo?
nice song.
I'm gonna study English now.
Bye,
Desmond.
I'M GONNA FAIL!!!!!!
yay i'm so dead
Haven't revise for anything yet, grrr
I dun understand anything about History
Shit science,
I hate chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14
I hate the whole textbook
I noe completely nothing about chap 11 Sound
Beachy Maths
Sheety Art
GRRrrrrrr
I HATE REVISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
I hate u Mr Revising
I hate you
You hate me
I think you are damn beachy
With a great big fart and a slap from me to you
Some day won't you eat my poo?
nice song.
I'm gonna study English now.
Bye,
Desmond.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
POST 60!!!!!
Once again (yes), yet another blank post by anonymous a.k.a you-know-who a.k.a Desmond
.
WHEEE~
We're reaching 60 posts!
Many 'unidentified' blank posts though.
Hmmm, I wonder who.
We should convince ourselves that history is fun.
History is FUN FUN FUN!
That way, it's easier to study!
YAY HISTORY~
I think the sepoy mutiny sounds cool.
No, no that they were prosecuted.
It sounds oh-so-cool.
HAHAHAHAHAH.
I need help in science,
any offers?
Anyone want to cram with me on saturday?
mug, mug, mug.
YAY.
katherine loves history.
It rocks.
:D
We're reaching 60 posts!
Many 'unidentified' blank posts though.
Hmmm, I wonder who.
We should convince ourselves that history is fun.
History is FUN FUN FUN!
That way, it's easier to study!
YAY HISTORY~
I think the sepoy mutiny sounds cool.
No, no that they were prosecuted.
It sounds oh-so-cool.
HAHAHAHAHAH.
I need help in science,
any offers?
Anyone want to cram with me on saturday?
mug, mug, mug.
YAY.
katherine loves history.
It rocks.
:D
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