Weeee I'm looking through the Science tb for crap

51 things that I have learnt:

1. Democritus is a half-naked retard in chapter 1
2. He doesn't have a nipple, LOL
3. Aristotle is dumb
4. John Dalton is made up of little solid balls
5. Robert Brown looks like my dad
6. Albert Einstein is my dad
7. Atoms are atomic bombs used by the Japanese
8. John Dalton appeared in chapter 2 pg 15 again
9. Protons are positively charged
10. Neutrons have no electrical charge
11. Electrons are negatively charged
12. Morons are people like Mr Chong
13. Osmosis is the net movement of shits
14. Diffusion is the movement of fart molecules
15. Our heart pumps blood through the xylem tube
16. The phloem tube is connected to our ass
17. The red blood cells in the blood are useless
18. Plasma is a type of TV
19. Digestion is important to all plants
20. Food molecules say "weeeee" when going down the gullet
21. Salivary amylase help digest starch = small sugar molecules
22. carbohydrases help digest carbohydrates = simple sugars
23. Lipase help digest fats or lipids = fatty acids and glycerol
24. Proteases help digest proteins = amino acids
25. O shyt, i flip until chapter 5
26. Light enables us to see Mr Chong's armpit hairs
27. Light travels by taxis or buses
28. The speed of light is 60km/h
29. When you look into a mirror you will see a retard
30. The retard is upright, laterally inverted, and not virtual
31. Dentists use microscopes to see your teeth
32. A rainbow is a rainbow
33. White light consists of 1 colour - white
34. Red + blue + green = your underwear colour =P
35. Sounds are produced by vibrations
36. Bitch is the highness or lowness of a sound.
37. Jocelyn causes instant damage to ear drum
38. Ears are made up of 12 months
39. WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
40. I have studied finish all chapters!!!
41. Woot
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48. Poot
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50. Woot
51. Soot

yay,
Desmond.