okay whatever.
I'm here to liven up this blog.
Yes, the tagboard's been very updated.
& PEEOPLE, EXAMS ARE OVER, WOOOO!
I think there should be a show called
THE ADVENTURES OF CUPCAKE AND PUDDING.
I will sure watch it. ahhaa. And Nim'a island a disappointment.
hahhaa.
I shall entertain you people with some crap jokes I saw on a forum:
Reasons why you should NEVER visit your rich friends:
Once, while I was visiting my rich friend......
Maid: What would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, hot chocolate, capuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Me: Tea please.
Maid:Ceylon tea, indian tea, bush tea, herbal tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Me: Ceylon tea please.
Maid: Black or white?
Me: White.
Maid: Milk or fresh cream?
Me: With milk.
Maid: Goats milk or cow's milk?
Me: Cow's milk please.
Maid:Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Me: Umm... i'll just have it black.
Maid: Sweetener, sugar or honey?
Me: Sugar please.
Maid: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Me: Cane sugar.
Maid: White, brown or yellow sugar.
Me: Forget about it, Can I have a glass of water instead?
Maid: Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Me: Mineral water please.
Maid: Flavoured or non-flavoured?
Me: I think I'll just die of thirst.
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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of
the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives
us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people
are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance
repeated".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of
ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated.
The others all died".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
and at
the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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pictures.
I don't think you will be able to last through the story. HAHAA.
Okay, that's all kidzxzx. I know, some not funny. but aiya. still got more next time ba. AHHAHA. I guess.
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