2barbarians

2009-12-28T14:23:00.003+08:00

YA LOR

2009-12-28T14:23:00.002+08:00

Aiya draw already, LOL

2009-12-28T14:23:00.001+08:00

i put above middle

2009-12-28T14:22:00.000+08:00

I put below middle

2009-12-28T14:21:00.002+08:00

i put bottom left corner

2009-12-28T14:21:00.001+08:00

I put top left corner

2009-12-28T14:19:00.005+08:00

i put bottom right hand corner

2009-12-28T14:19:00.004+08:00

Play tic tac toe, i first, i put middle

2009-12-28T14:19:00.003+08:00

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Desmond

2009-12-28T14:18:00.002+08:00

who u?

2009-12-28T14:18:00.001+08:00

who u?

2009-12-28T14:17:00.002+08:00

2009-12-28T14:17:00.001+08:00

2009-12-25T00:08:00.002+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS to 2B!
May Santa get stuck in your chimney
LOL.

2009-12-21T21:41:00.000+08:00

yay now the blog is active again!

2009-08-06T22:41:00.002+08:00

Hey guys. randomly posting but was inspired to do so. Yup sadly we are in sec 3. and so far i heard we are not enjoyin our sec 3 classes that much. lmao. well 2b was definitely a great experience as we all noe and we have all changed in one way or another. Haha. Maybe rong sheng has become more mature? sadly joon han isn't. And katherine is still obsessing over joe jonas. and not to mention desmond is doing stupid lame crap his brain can thing off. LOL aniway my point is its already august and lots of things has happened. u guys wont noe whu i am but lemme tell u guys something. i have met ppl in our class that i will lets sae remember. like the only girl who eats fish eyes (rena) and also the only guy who has a talent for shooting rubber bands at anyone who is sleeping( benedict). Oh and to forget the retarded jocelyn that talks all day like a 7-11(24 hours)LOL. -.- my point is we are all retards in way or so. and i am glad we are. because i feel that we are really one of the best class in everything we do. we may not be united but we speak the same language, being retard. speakin of retradness i am reminded of mr quek. -.- I dunno abt anione else but i miss him. now seeing all of our form teachers he was taken granted. aniway cliques have been broken as we have changed class. But i still believe that we will still be friends and that we will remember this class. oh btw, dian sheen and shao yuan sure hasn't changed their humor.-.- And weiyu is still talkin to the girls as usual but we all noe there is onli one girl in his heart.LOL. oh and bad news, hate to sae it but ren zhi and wen bin have become lamer as the years go by. Sad. And qiu xuan is still a chocalate freak, no suprise there. Penguin has cut bangs as she wann to migrate to china to try to be a china doll. LOL and bellina sure hasn't changed her humor these days. give her face. just laugh when she wann to sae a joke. LOL. Han loong is still gayin with weiyu. He has lost faith in girls. Weihao has once again gained weight.No suprise there that fatty and janice has transformed into a cow for god koes wad reason. LOL aniway i haven't changed much as well. but its fun to see the changes in others haha. And riduan is being lame as usual with a slight improvement in his jokes. And jean is being as childish as well ever. oh well, can expect much from we retards. haha. but i hope this blog dont go dead. LOL. hope we continue posting. thats all i wann to sae. Adios!!!!:D

2009-05-18T22:37:00.003+08:00

Anti Swine Party

Strive towards a better future
Slay Fatsoswine the teacher
Squeeze her fats, we do best
LET'S UNITE AND SLIM HER ASS

VOTE ANTI SWINE PARTY NOW
(currently 2 votes)

Anti FatsoSwine Party

2009-05-18T22:12:00.002+08:00

Dear People currently facing the threat of Fatsoswine, aka Mrs Joe Jonas.

We pity your situation, We and also facing the worldwide threat of FatsoSwine, she's teacher, which is the worst things can get. However, we are creating a party to get rid of the lump of fats, which will be named ASP, anti swine party. Anyone interested, Call me. Thank You.

SUPER ULTRA AMAZING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-03-06T16:18:00.002+08:00

OK FIRSTLY, I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH AND THE ONLY TRUTH... I AM ALWAYS KNOWN AS A HONEST PERSON SO IF U WANNA BELIEVE IT THEN GO AHEAD. OK BIG GOSSIP:

I LIKE SOMEONE.

BYEBYE

2009-02-21T20:28:00.002+08:00

HELLOOOOO!!!

this blog dying le la.
SO I AM HERE TO REVIVE IT!
MUAHAHAHAH!

just want to say something.
I LOVE FLOWER!!!!!
ok, the above line is sibeh sarcastic. LOLS

ahahaha,
PEIYU.
ok la i very lame. -.-

DEAD BLOG...

2009-01-10T18:54:00.002+08:00

This blog is dead... just wanted to say that even if we are now in sec 3 and we are no more in the same class we were still inb 2B once AND THAT NEVER CHANGE!!!!!!!!!! SO PPL POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

annoymous (sp)

2008-12-24T16:41:00.002+08:00

Hahaha! I made it in time for Christmas!

A few things you'll have to take note of...
-This is as much as I can edit, since my programme crashed last month and there was nothing I could do to brush up on the rough edges.

-View in HQ, as usual. Seriously, please do so...

-Part 1/3 is just plain boring =)

-I removed a few embarrassing videos/pictures to avoid any dispute =P

Part 1/3

Part2/3

Part 3/3

2008-12-23T12:48:00.002+08:00

Extra Footage =) View in High Quality! The normal quality doesn't do justice to the video...

The class video is taking a long time to upload, I'll see if the upload can bee finished by today. Probably at night, so keep checking back...

... to keep the blog alive...

2008-12-20T18:35:00.002+08:00

Anyone have any idea where i can find a website to upload videos?

I have no idea how the final class video size turned out into a 5Gb file...

Youtube's maximum size is 1Gb...

great... now i have to chop the video into 6 parts...

Final Video Duration: 26mins 29seconds.
Video Content: Cheerleading/Sports Day
Baking
Shine Carnival
How to fix a broken fan special
Drawings and creations over the year
How to uncliche cliche poems
NG scenes in acting
How to feed 99% bitter chocolate to your teacher
How to torture the boys of 2b (Ms Toh style)
How to entertain China visitors (JoonHan style)
Singing by Ms Teo
Class decorating
Ending Segment

2008-11-09T16:23:00.003+08:00

Damn shit, wasted time trying to remember the pass and user...

Anyways, this is just a little update for the crappy excuse of our class video.

I dug through my files and added a few more photos, it's done. All that's left is to fix the minor glitch in one of the songs.

Sooo, for some reasons that are quite inconvenient for me to clarify, it's not wise to post it in public (for now). I'm burning the video into a few (one or two) discs and bringing it to the Malacca trip with me. Those still interested can grab one of them from me then and watch it in private in thee hotel room. Pass it around so that everyone can watch it.

I'm not burning a lot, so if anyone wants it can get it from me through msn - when I finish fixing that shitty glitch.

For those not going to the Malacca trip, I'll edit one more when I get back to make it safer to post on the internet.

Thats all, stay tune for the crappy, possibly slightly embarrasing footages through our secondary 2 lives.

P.S. I received some requests to keep the embarrasing level slightly lower for the risk of emotional scars. So the video's been shortened and tone down a notch. Final video duration: 24minutes.

2008-10-24T22:45:00.002+08:00

hello,
in case you're wondering,
the class chalet is from 29 October 2008 to 31 October 2008.
If you don't know how to get to E!hub, meeting place, there are 2 places you can meet at.
1. Hougang Int (around the 89 queue there), meet me @ 10am
2. Compass Point (I think around 7-eleven), meet Riduan @ 10am
If you want to go alone, meet at E!hub by 11.15am.
For those who have NOT paid for the Chalet and/or class tee,
please bring the $ to pay.
Or I will hack you :]

Also, the class tee order has been submitted.
If you have already paid for the deposit ($10), please pay another $7 during chalet.
The Tee is $17, and would come within 2 weeks.
We have requested by the time of chalet, but it's not confirmed.

I'm also posting a copy of the list of items to bring, because I know some of you lost it.

3 or 4 sets of clothing (Tee shirt & shorts advised)
1 dark t-shirt (Might want to throw away after use, seriously!!)
Undergarments, decide on quantity yourselves (at least 3-4)
Towel
Toiletries – Soap & shampoo, toothbrush & toothpaste, towel, comb, etc.
Slippers/sandals ( no shoes )
Water bottle ( compulsory, at least 500ml)
Handphone + charger (If you own one)
EZ link card if taking own transport
Money - $30 to $40 (4 to 5 meals on own)
Personal medication if necessary
Sleeping Bag (Strongly advised, only 8 beds)

Other Miscellaneous/optional things:
Poker cards or other cards (Loads of free time)
Basketball, football, volleyball, badminton, etc.
Pretty much things you want to do during free time.

*This list may not be complete, it is just a rough guide on what to bring.

2008-10-24T21:34:00.002+08:00

yo ppl!!! anyone with friendster please join the 2B group in friendster now!!!!! hahas..

http://www.friendster.com/group/tabmain.php?gid=2017726

2008-10-23T23:48:00.001+08:00

I know you all might want the photo.
for the others you can take from me :D

2008-10-23T15:38:00.000+08:00

So Bad..
Found on Frenster..
pity mr ong

2008-10-17T16:27:00.000+08:00

KATHERINE"S EQUIVALENT

2008-10-17T15:06:00.001+08:00

2008-10-10T16:46:00.001+08:00

JONAS BALDERS

From Left : Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas , Nick Jonas

2008-10-10T16:32:00.002+08:00

2008-09-26T16:20:00.001+08:00

2008-09-19T13:58:00.004+08:00

HELLO
WE ROCK
WE ARE THE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE CLASS
GUESS WHO??
AHAHAHA!
WANN A CLUE?
ONE OF THEM LAUGHS LIKE THIS
HOHOHOHOHOHO....

ONE OF THEM IS HOT AND CHIO AND PRETTY AND SEXY AND SMART AND CUTE AND ADORABLE AND ....

LAST CLUE
ONE OF THEM LAUGHS EXTREMELY LOUD...

CRAPPING TIME

CRAP
LOBSTER
STARFISH
PLANKTON
SPONGEBOB
MR KRABS
SQUIDWARD
PATRICK
MRS PUFF ....

OK BHB TIME
I AM HOT
I KNOW YOU
ARE NOT
WE KNOW
SO LETS ALL SING THE BHB SONG

I AM A BHB
YO!
I AM A BHB
GO

KK DONE

YOU WANN TO KNOW WHO WE ARE?

IVYSAUR

2008-09-10T16:55:00.001+08:00

hellooooooo

2008-08-26T21:14:00.002+08:00

LIKE HANDSOME HORH?
DUH!
OHMYGOSH, I'M TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH JOE JONAS.
HAHAHAHHAHA.

you all should know who I am!
HAHAHAHAH :D

2008-08-15T21:00:00.001+08:00

2008-08-15T20:55:00.000+08:00

2008-08-13T21:22:00.000+08:00

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG
OMG

I am posting.

Boo for upcoming common test,

I have a (nice, good, great, wise, excellent, intelligent, incredible, genius, brilliant, holy, superb, terrific, splendid, super, magnificent, marvellous) advice to get good results, and make ur papa mama proud and happy and overjoyed and excited and elated and elastic? and whatever.

Study For Common Test to Get Good Scores =

Study = {S, T, U, D, Y}
Median = U

For = {F, O, R}
Median = O

Common Test = {C, O, M, N, T, E, S}
Median = N

Get = {G, E, T}
Median = E

Good Scores = {G, O, D, S, C, R, E}
Median = S

Study For Common Test to Get Good Scores
= U + O + N + E + S
= NO USE

LOL.

Moral of the advice is: Play Comp, Yay.

Desmond

.

2008-08-08T12:23:00.002+08:00

first post. :)

i jus think that it's time we make a change.
you will understand this post, if u observe the class one day.

we have been like so so so so noisy in class.
this dont only affect us, our results, our reputation and also the teachers, badly.
observe the class carefully,
u will realise the noise.
we all created that noise.
we are harming our class's reputation.
people might say "we dont care about the class's reputation."
but do we all care about the teachers?
the teachers all look so hopeless,
shouting and scoldings didn't help.
we give excuses, saying because they are not effective.
are we saying that all these are the teachers' faults?
and not ours?

are we saying that effective teachers, who can control us, are good teachers?
controlling us?
is it a good thing?
dont we all feel like robots?
why do we have to be controlled by others?
instead of we controlling ourselves?

it's not the teachers' faults for our attitudes and bad results.
it's us. and i tink we all noe that.
it is not a problem of effective or not effective teachers.
it's about us controlling ourselves.

i know i am being nagging.
but did we all care about the teachers feelings?
did you all know that Ms Ang seem so disappointed with us.
she does not have the strength to shout so as to make us quiet.
everytime she said "an jing! an jing"
did we care about it?
we are not respecting her.

and mr quek and ms yong,
they shouted at us for being noisy.
we were quiet for a few seconds, and then, it's noises again.

and mr chong,
he was coughing badly and was very tired, yet he has to keep shouting to keep us quiet.

and then, we started being noisy even in ms toh and mr neo class this few days.
what is happening to 2B?
we are not respecting any teachers.
are we saying that teachers shouldn't be respected?
and that we are not wrong for being noisy and not respecting them.

it's not only the noise.
we are not respecting the teachers.
some are making fun of them.
we are hurting their feelings jus to have some joy?
and then, when other teachers came to scold us, we are like buay song.
but in the first place, it's our fault.
they have the rights to scold us.
yes, a school is for you to have fun.
but having fun by hurting others. is that the right thing?

1B isn't like this.
and i dont think effective or non-effective teachers is the problem.
it's ourselves, the whole of 2B.
shouldn't we do something?

peiyu

2008-08-02T13:40:00.001+08:00

2008-08-02T13:38:00.000+08:00

2008-08-02T13:37:00.001+08:00

This is so dumb.

2008-07-29T21:35:00.001+08:00

I change it back again! HAHAH.

2008-07-26T21:01:00.007+08:00

YES I GOT THE 100th Post!

Desmond

2008-07-26T21:01:00.003+08:00

Post 99

2008-07-26T21:01:00.001+08:00

Post 98

2008-07-25T21:15:00.002+08:00

hello.

itz been eons since i last posted here. haha. gg to do my hw aftr this , then catch the channel u show. but anyway, u guys want class chalet at where ar? tell me soon cos i can chope units for cheaper prices. the best is downtown east chalet cos i can get for cheaper price, the others eg sentosa and pasir ris i may not be able to get at good price. I dun mind aloha loyang though, like wad kat suggested. decide asap, den can get good units. (:*

So I did it.

2008-07-23T18:06:00.010+08:00

Yes, it as in change the blogskin. I really could not stand seeing it. HAHA!
This skin ain't that fanbulous huh? oh well. bear with it please, thank you!
Anyway , as the previous post say, yea. Watch out. Prizes can be won! Please be active and participate, thank you! HHAHAHAA. Those questions will test your IQ. okay, like harhar -.-
Anyway, I linked Weibin already( and please support his blog, as so he asked). Oh, please do ask around for the password/acc for this lame blog & POST IN IT. HAHAHAHAHA! I know people who read this but don't say anything! STUPID! HAHHAHAHA. whatever. hah.
For now, please keep this alive! haha. And I reduced 100 posts to 20. yes, no more lagszxzxzzxz/ ( My computer not noobzxzxzx okay. ) & now, there is no more Jay Chou songs! ( HAHHAA, PEIYU! HAHAHAHA. ) because it was getting sickly. Everybody agree? HAHA.

till then,
JANICEEEE.

P.S. Rick Astley song not bad leh? ( HAHAHAAHA. ) The never gonna give you up one. The song like very familiar ah. like in advertisement or something. HAHHAH.

*UPDATE:
I think so boring. I shall post something.

( I decided to delete the picture. haha. too bad if you didn't see it.)

Jocelyn always look like that when she laugh hor? She didn't want to believe it. Sorry if this face add on to the nightmares after seeing Katherine's blog. HAHAHHAA. So unglam lah. HAHA! So Jocelyn, believe it lah!

LISTEN UP YO.

2008-07-23T17:27:00.002+08:00

HELLO BARBARIANS.
KEEP VISITING THIS BLOG FOR SOMETHING REALLY FUN.

IT'S GONNA BE EXCITING.

TAKE PART AND STAND TO WIN SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT.
OKAY, LOL.

xoxo. katherine & janice.

2008-07-21T16:33:00.001+08:00

Love ,

you .

2008-07-21T15:37:00.002+08:00

dis my 1st time postin. lol. so dunnno wad 2 say. hi?

by: ppl ball snatcher (see ronda's blog) aka highlighter war winner (see ren zhi's blog) aka u noe who aka he who muz nt b named aka lord voldemort aka anonymous no 2

P.S the 1st anonymous is kat

2008-07-19T16:46:00.001+08:00

hii hii ;D i neo this pic is cute kays ;D me and py too bored!! HAHAH.

by:bell :D

post 91

2008-07-18T16:19:00.003+08:00

我用华文blog好吗?

YUCK.
I think the a.holes who changed the link are retarded, at least put Joe Jonas singing right??!?!!?
白痴.

I feel sad for you people who can't view chinese words.
):

Science NCelz due today, 所以要记得做.

I seriously can't take chinese mannn.

What's with the obsession over Barack Obama?
LOLS.
Change back the links, or we change the password uh!

I don't like Rick Astley, like please.
I know people want to be me laah.
HAHAHHAH.

xoxo, katherine♥

juz bored

2008-07-17T18:21:00.003+08:00

this is the second time i blogging in the class blog i tink. hahax. i tink obama is quite cool. first black sia. py is a big fan of him. cuz she wan to be a president too. but i tink if she was, we would all migrate dun euu all tink so? hahax XD nth much i could say sia D: anyway hope our class will all be closer till as 1 ;D tc. :D and ppl who change the link pls changes it back!!! ty.

by: bellina

OBAMA'S Fav Singer

2008-07-16T18:13:00.001+08:00

Never gonna give you up

2008-07-16T18:06:00.000+08:00

2008-07-16T17:58:00.003+08:00

I love Rick Astley .

Love,katherine

2008-07-16T16:37:00.000+08:00

OBAMA rocks .

2008-07-15T17:54:00.002+08:00

LOLS ><

CLASS CHALET

2008-07-13T15:50:00.003+08:00

hello losers.
back to the whole class chalet thing,
I was thinking of "Aloha Loyang", Pasir Ris park.
It's quite expensive though.

http://www.aloharesorts.com.sg/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=338&Itemid=733

But it's really nice, there's a basketball court, football field, swimming pool, bbq pit, bike rentals, and it's damn near the beach.
And also near downtown east.
Walking distance to white sands I think.

If we are going to book, I think we need to do it ASAP!
cos if it's too late, it'll be fully book -.-

https://www.aloharesorts.com.sg/booking/chalet/viewChaletRentalRate.asp
Chalet rates.
I was thinking of the Garden Terraces.
It's the cheapest @ $140/night.
Considering near 40 of us, it should be rather okay.
If not we can book the one at Changi, but like far leh -.-
But it's cheap.

aloha Fraser's Hill, $60/night.
But the one at Loyang is really nice, and it's the nearest one.

Maybe we can discuss this over PC period, cos we need to book soon.
Mr quek, if you're reading this, maybe can ask the class about it?

there's a cameron highland one too, shall we go there? Cheap mannn.
HAHAHAH.

Love, katherine.

2008-07-09T16:51:00.003+08:00

I'm suppose to be doing DnT now...

But what the heck.. I'll rather post smthing here to contribute...heh..

Its such a shame that the Su Zhou pupils only came for 2days... it was starting to get fun, seeing Joonhan get humiliated by them of course... he actually asked them whether gt SuZhou Kao Ya anot, i think it was adapted from BeiJing Kao Ya...

I hate finding songs.. i cant find any that will fit the video... High School Musical was like last last years news...

I only have 'Say Goodbye by S Club 7' contributed by Kat and 'We Rock' from that movie Camp Rock.

Yeah...I watch Disney Channel when I'm supposed to be doing homework, sue me :P

I watched it on Youtube, since Singapore's official broadcast is on September..Yawn...

Let's just stop talking about class video now...

I'll c when I can upload some funny videos here, you all wanna c last time the boys did the sitting up and standing up thing last term? The one ms toh told them to do.

Cuz I recorded them,...ehehehe...

qiuxuan~

2008-07-07T14:56:00.002+08:00

Happy Birthday to Joon Han.
I wish u get a new comp for a birthday present,
Cos u lag like Saiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii when playing Dota!

Desmond

Dead bloggg.

2008-07-06T14:21:00.004+08:00

Hello people of Earth and beyond!

This blog is like, so inactive.
Predictable though.
oh poo.

Well, back to the birthday thing,
I have everyone's birthdates!
HAHAHAHHA.
PRO EH?
Well, I copied it from the NAFA slip.

Here goes.

(POO, it's a lot to type -.-)

1 Azizah - 24 May 1994
2 Corine - 19 July 1994
3 Dorcas - 15 August 1994
4 Ivy - 27 October 1994
5 Janice - 29 November 1994
6 Jasleen - 25 December 1994
7 Jocelyn - 31 October 2008 (Yea, Jocelyn's not born yet.)
8 Katherine - 28 October 1923 (I'M 85. WOOHOO!)
9 Ronda - 31 March 1994
10 Arffah - 29 January 1994
11 Rena - 16 April 1994
12 Jean - 12 July 1994
13 Afiqah - 25 October 1994
14 PeiYu - 3 April 1994
15 QiuXuan - 12 November 1994
16 Bellina - 9 September 1994

17 ShaoYuan - 20 April 1994
18 Benedict - 15 Febuary 1994
19 DianSheen - 17 April 1994
20 RenZhi - 23 June 1994
21 Desmond - 11 November 1994
22 YongChuen - 16 August 1994
23 Dion - 3 March 1994
24 KahKang - 4 November 1994
25 WenBin - 21 Febuary 1994
26 Riduan - 17 April 1994
27 Yazdan - 25 October 1994
28 DingYuan - 28 October 1994
29 HanLoong - 20 April 1994
30 WeiBin - 4 May 1994
31 Sherman - 6 Febuary 1994
32 ChinAnn - 3 January 1994
33 WeiHao - 2 March 1994
34 RongSheng - 1 October 1994
35 JoonHan - 7 July 1994
36 WeiJun - 8 April 1994
37 WeiYu - 8 April 1994
38 YongHao - 9 September 1994

I realised JoonHan's birthday is coming!
Tomorrow to be exact.
HAHAHAHAH.
Then followed by Jean and Corineeeeee.

OMG, and there're birthday clashes!
More than one!
HAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Happy Birthday JoonHan, in advance.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

love, katherine :D

2008-07-06T11:49:00.003+08:00

I just took the 80th Barbaric Post ^^

How long has it been since my last post? I have absolutely no idea... half the time the posts are being posted by the same ppl, and its always the same ppl visiting the blog... its depressing..lol

Maybe we can do a bdae post? My p6 class blog likes to dedicate birthday posts on ppl's bdae to celebrate:) but its already July....haiz never mind that then...

okay, so the class video has only been half done, I've edited the cheer leading, sports day, and another segment already, they total up to about 7minutes plus.. and I tried to keep embarrassing moments to the minimal, but wheres the fun it that? hehe joking.

My adobe editor only has 30 days of trial left, so I need to have as many photos n songs in by this month as possible :) this sux....

okay, any1 wanna contribute more wonders? We have the fan and the narnia closet liao... give ideas ^^

I'm done thrashing here, *goes back to editing*

Oh, and its qiuxuan here!

2008-07-05T11:29:00.001+08:00

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
im boreeeeedddddd

byyeeeeee peoplleeeeee

ivy
:)

2008-06-24T13:09:00.004+08:00

AHAAH DKLAKLSFASDGKLFGHF.SDG !!!!!!!#$%^$%*(&_#@*%^e%^#$*&%*(^&$&*

DOOOO OOUURRR SURRVEEEY!!! (ivy is despo)

http://my3q.com/home2/222/beno94/JoyTan.phtml

2008-06-21T21:46:00.006+08:00

I'm going to die cos I have not done a single homework yet and I have not edited my Home Econ Project yet which Yong Chuen has done and I have not remembered what homework there is yet and I have not touched my bag yet and I have not packed my bag yet and I have not done my homework yet today cos i'm too lazy and I have not done my Chinese Journal yet and I have not done my Chinese Newspaper Reflections yet and I have not received my English homeworks yet and I have not found all my Literature worksheets to file in my Literature file yet and I have not done my Maths Ex 7.1 yet and I have not done the English reflections yet and I have not read Fahrenheit 451 yet and I have not found my Chinese homework yet and I have not a single pen in my pencil box which has ink and I have not found my calculator and I have not thought about which topic should I research on the History Project yet and I have not typed out my History Project cover page yet and I have not typed out my History Project 2nd page yet and I have not typed out my History Project 3rd page yet and I have not typed out my History Project 4th page yet and I have not typed out my History Project 5th page yet yet and I have not typed out my History Project 6th page yet which basically means I have not done my History Project yet. OMG its a full stop, yes finally. *Takes a deep breath*

Yay die,
Desmond.

and I have not done this yet and I have not done that yet and I have not done this yet too and I have not done that yet too and I have not done this one yet and I have not done that one yet and I have not done this yet, and that, and this, and that, and this one, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that one, and this, and that, and this one, and that, and this, and that one, and this, and that one, and this, and that, and this one, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that one, and this, and that one, and this, and that, and this one, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that one, and this, and that one, and this, and that one, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that one, and this one, and that, and this, and that one, and this, and that, and this YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3.14159265358979323846

2008-06-13T20:17:00.004+08:00

Alive, alive!

2008-06-09T00:56:00.003+08:00

Hello people.
Here's a video I have always wanted to post, but I just can't find the time to do it. or should I say I'm lazy. HAHHAHA.

Video dedicated to Rena for turning 14 (:
hhahaha enjoy!

happy birthday rena! :D
There's one part in which Desmond looked like giving a kiss to Rena! ( like the screen)
HAHAHAHAA.

Note to Rena : We embarrassed ourselves just for you! HAHAHA. be honoured! LOL. AHAHAHAA. Many people was staring at us when we did this. HAHAHAA.
anyway, love you!

JANICE OWNZ.

2008-06-02T22:08:00.002+08:00

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Yay another useless post,
Desmond

2008-05-31T19:21:00.000+08:00

My all time favourite show. (:haha.

xoxoxo,
rena

2008-05-25T18:12:00.003+08:00

Hey.

Long time nv post here liao. hahahahahahahah. okay oops, a bit high.

Yay its the hols, though i'm like running on a tight scheldue. But i'm sure dat most of you guys are also like SUPER packed. Considering dat most of you guys are getting ready for SYF and stuff. Diao lehz. they give us hols yet want us to come back almost every week. Stupid.

anyway, enjoy the joke below.

"ways to ji seow people at the cinema"

1. During the trailers, shout, “Fast forward! Fast forward!”
2. Wear a very tall hat.
3. When people come in late, say “Orrrrrhhhh” very loudly.
4. During opening credits... point at a character and say loudly, "He dies at the end."
5. After every gunshot, scream "take cover!" and hit the floor.
6. Use a laser pointer and point the beam at the screen, especially at character’s private parts.
7. Go “tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk” loudly at every kissing scene.
8. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing! It’s snowing!"
9. Clap and cheer whenever one of the good guys gets killed.
10. Urge everyone in the cinema to start a Mexican wave.
11. During love scenes, say loudly in Mandarin, “Ngggh! Bu yao, ma!” (“Don’t!”)
12. During horror movies, keep singing the theme to “Jaws” (dum dum… dum dum… dum dum dum dum dum dum…)
13. Sit on old people, pretending not to know they are there
14. Go to an afternoon screening. Go out of your way to sit next to the only other person in the cinema. Smile at him/her suggestively. (Recommended: waggle your eyebrows for added effect.)
15. Repeat all dialogue ten seconds after it's said on screen.
16. Bring in durians for your movie snack.
17. Or bring in a bowl of noodle soup, and slurp it up loudly.
18. During a sensitive scene, stand up and say loudly, “I go shee-shee now, can?”
19. Eat the snacks of the person sitting next to you.20. Lick the person sitting next to you
-adapted from talkingcock.com-

xoxoxo,
rena

Boring

2008-05-24T14:34:00.006+08:00

Zzzzz I am so bored . . .

Nobody posted for 3 days ,
This blog is going to dieeeeeeee!

Here are some words i would use to describe holidays:

H orrible
O mfg
L ame
I diotic
D umb
A lamak
Y ucky
S ucks

This is crap,
I wanna go to school ):

LOL I shot Mr Quek cos he didn't want to play minesweepers with me.
He's a loserrrrrrrrrrr :P

Desmond

MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

2008-05-20T20:51:00.003+08:00

hello losers who read this blog.
AHAHAHAHAH :D
No lah, not losers. WINNERS!
HAHAHAHAHHAH.
Enjoy these photos.
Some are for revenge, some are for plain amusement.
HAHAHAHAHAH.

Sad eh? The 10 years ago one still quite cute, but 10 years later, aiya, sad luh ):

These are for revenge. MWAAHAHAHAHAH.
Continue mocking the place I sit in the class photo la.
HAHAHAHAH.
( told you I'm gonna get you. )
:D

I did not edit this. NO, not at all.

TOOTH FAIRY :D
Somehow, I pictured the tooth fairy prettier.
LOL :D

Benedict looks good in a tube dress.
HAHAHAHAH.

Oh, the other loving couple :D
AHAHAHAHHAHAH.

okay, I'll save the rest for next time.
HAHAHAHAH.

♥ Love, anonymous.

2008-05-18T23:35:00.003+08:00

HELLO
kitty rocks
Yay post 70,
LOL, i just made a quiz by myself and im gonna do it

1. Do you think this quiz is stupid?
Duh, stupid ppl makes stupid quizzes.

2. Are you gay?
_|_ No.

3. Are you lesbian?
I'm a boy u nerd.

4. What are you thinking now?
I'm thinking about wads the next Qn should be.

5. If your mum and your dad fell into the sea and there were sharks, who would you save?
The sharks.

6. What is 9 + 7?
Brb i take my calculator.

7. What is the most vulgar word you have ever said?
Poop.

8. ??? ????? ???? ?? ???????? ?
??? ??? ??? !

9. What is your greatest dream?
To wake up from the dream cos im gonna be late for school.

10. How many wishes would you like to have?
I scared i type liao no space.

11. What would you like to do now?
Go to school.

12. If there is World War III right now what would you do?
Continue watching Teletubbies episode 512

13. What are you scared of most?
Looking at my ceiling.

14. Who do you hate most?
The person who made this quiz.

15. How long have you been making this quiz?
When Earth had life.

16. Do you believe you can fly?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

17. What is the most disgusting food you have ever tasted?
CupCake!

18. Do you think you will die if you jump down from your window?
No, i believe i can fly.

19. If you have 1 million dollars what would you do?
Donate to the earthquake ppl, im kind~

20. Seriously, do you think Hello Kitty rocks?
Duh..

I was just kidding,
F*** Hello Kitty it sux =P

Desmond

2008-05-17T19:29:00.002+08:00

HEELLOO :D

Do you all want a June hol class outing???
:D

Like, fun leh.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH.

YAY YAY YAY.

okay, whatever.

Love, katherine :D

2008-05-15T17:32:00.002+08:00

Once upon a time...

I'm too tired to continue, imagine this story on your own.

Morning! by the way.
I'm bored

2008-05-14T23:10:00.001+08:00

26 Reasons Why Boys Like Girls

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. They way they kiss you and all of the sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. They way they take hours to get ready, but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. They way they look good no matter what they wear.
9. They way they fish for compliments even though you both know that she's the most beautiful thing on the earth.
10. How cute they are when they argue.
11. The way her hands always find yours.
12. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
13. The way she says...:Let's not fight anymore," even though you know that an hour later.....
14. Because their always warm even when it's minus 30 outside.
15. The way they smile.
16. They way they kiss when you do something nice for them.
17. The way they kiss you when they say, "I love you!" (or the other way around)
18. Actually...the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. They way they apologize for crying over something that's silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. The way they apologize when it does hurt! (Even though we don't admit it!)
23. The way they say, "I miss you."
24. The way you miss them.
25 is the best and main reason why guys like girls... The way their tears want you to change the world so that it dosen't hurt her anymore....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them...it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of sound, you know that your life is invitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her heart. We love them for a million reasons. No paper or words whould do justice. It is a thing not of the mind, but of the heart. A feeling...only felt....
26.You must have a girlfriend to get this feeling and to tell me this

hahas... my friend sent me dis... think its quite true... don't you tink so?

BENEDICT

Oh stupid.

2008-05-13T21:00:00.005+08:00

HELLO. I realised we posted quite alot. 66 posts so far.
okay whatever.
I'm here to liven up this blog.
Yes, the tagboard's been very updated.
& PEEOPLE, EXAMS ARE OVER, WOOOO!
I think there should be a show called
THE ADVENTURES OF CUPCAKE AND PUDDING.

I will sure watch it. ahhaa. And Nim'a island a disappointment.
hahhaa.
I shall entertain you people with some crap jokes I saw on a forum:

Reasons why you should NEVER visit your rich friends:
Once, while I was visiting my rich friend......
Maid: What would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, hot chocolate, capuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Me: Tea please.
Maid:Ceylon tea, indian tea, bush tea, herbal tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Me: Ceylon tea please.
Maid: Black or white?
Me: White.
Maid: Milk or fresh cream?
Me: With milk.
Maid: Goats milk or cow's milk?
Me: Cow's milk please.
Maid:Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Me: Umm... i'll just have it black.
Maid: Sweetener, sugar or honey?
Me: Sugar please.
Maid: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Me: Cane sugar.
Maid: White, brown or yellow sugar.
Me: Forget about it, Can I have a glass of water instead?
Maid: Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Me: Mineral water please.
Maid: Flavoured or non-flavoured?
Me: I think I'll just die of thirst.

------
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of
the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives
us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people
are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance
repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of
ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated.
The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
and at
the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."

-----
pictures.

I don't think you will be able to last through the story. HAHAA.

Okay, that's all kidzxzx. I know, some not funny. but aiya. still got more next time ba. AHHAHA. I guess.

2008-05-10T17:07:00.006+08:00

999 "Shit"s

Speedtest

LOL

Get Your Led

2008-05-08T18:50:00.001+08:00

Weeee I'm looking through the Science tb for crap

51 things that I have learnt:

1. Democritus is a half-naked retard in chapter 1
2. He doesn't have a nipple, LOL
3. Aristotle is dumb
4. John Dalton is made up of little solid balls
5. Robert Brown looks like my dad
6. Albert Einstein is my dad
7. Atoms are atomic bombs used by the Japanese
8. John Dalton appeared in chapter 2 pg 15 again
9. Protons are positively charged
10. Neutrons have no electrical charge
11. Electrons are negatively charged
12. Morons are people like Mr Chong
13. Osmosis is the net movement of shits
14. Diffusion is the movement of fart molecules
15. Our heart pumps blood through the xylem tube
16. The phloem tube is connected to our ass
17. The red blood cells in the blood are useless
18. Plasma is a type of TV
19. Digestion is important to all plants
20. Food molecules say "weeeee" when going down the gullet
21. Salivary amylase help digest starch = small sugar molecules
22. carbohydrases help digest carbohydrates = simple sugars
23. Lipase help digest fats or lipids = fatty acids and glycerol
24. Proteases help digest proteins = amino acids
25. O shyt, i flip until chapter 5
26. Light enables us to see Mr Chong's armpit hairs
27. Light travels by taxis or buses
28. The speed of light is 60km/h
29. When you look into a mirror you will see a retard
30. The retard is upright, laterally inverted, and not virtual
31. Dentists use microscopes to see your teeth
32. A rainbow is a rainbow
33. White light consists of 1 colour - white
34. Red + blue + green = your underwear colour =P
35. Sounds are produced by vibrations
36. Bitch is the highness or lowness of a sound.
37. Jocelyn causes instant damage to ear drum
38. Ears are made up of 12 months
39. WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
40. I have studied finish all chapters!!!
41. Woot
42. Woot
43. Woot
44. Woot
45. Woot
46. Woot
47. Woot
48. Poot
49. Woot
50. Woot
51. Soot

yay,
Desmond.

2008-05-08T16:30:00.002+08:00

hey ppl..how's mye? to me its crap...i have flunked every single paper so far and suppose i would flunk the next 2? or 4? wadever..i think my whole mye will crash the wall..yeah..
and i think this blog is close to death...or isit already dead? and desmond is not saving it..T.T
desmond ran out of crap..he going to the beach to dig for crabs..
and i think we should like announce it to the class..make it fully known..ok wadever all this would be done after midyears..for now, let me go and study my sci (actually i wouldnt)
RenZhi xD

2008-05-06T14:01:00.003+08:00

Pathetic second time i'm posting..
Hahahha..
4 papers down..
And i think it was all rubbish..
To me lah..
All sooo diff..
Sian..
History and maths paper i never complete ok!!
Fail liao lor..
Still depending on my maths to pull my overall up..
Seem like now, its going to pull me down instead..
Haiz..
Rubbish rubbish rubbish!!
This mid year gone case liao..
Gonna fail everything..
Anyone in to pei me fail??
4 papers down, 6 more to go..
I haven started home econs, i have started art..
Hahahahhaha..
Anyway, jia u for mid year everyone!! =)
~ronda~

2008-05-03T17:31:00.002+08:00

Weeeeeeeeeeeee
I'M GONNA FAIL!!!!!!
yay i'm so dead
Haven't revise for anything yet, grrr
I dun understand anything about History
Shit science,
I hate chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14
I hate the whole textbook
I noe completely nothing about chap 11 Sound
Beachy Maths
Sheety Art

GRRrrrrrr
I HATE REVISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
I hate u Mr Revising
I hate you
You hate me
I think you are damn beachy
With a great big fart and a slap from me to you
Some day won't you eat my poo?
nice song.

I'm gonna study English now.

Bye,
Desmond.

POST 60!!!!!

2008-05-01T21:45:00.002+08:00

Once again (yes), yet another blank post by anonymous a.k.a you-know-who a.k.a Desmond

2008-05-01T17:46:00.004+08:00

WHEEE~
We're reaching 60 posts!
Many 'unidentified' blank posts though.
Hmmm, I wonder who.

We should convince ourselves that history is fun.
History is FUN FUN FUN!
That way, it's easier to study!
YAY HISTORY~
I think the sepoy mutiny sounds cool.
No, no that they were prosecuted.
It sounds oh-so-cool.
HAHAHAHAHAH.

I need help in science,
any offers?
Anyone want to cram with me on saturday?
mug, mug, mug.
YAY.

katherine loves history.
It rocks.
:D

2008-04-30T21:48:00.003+08:00

This blog needs more crap to keep it alive
So, yea.. im here to crap again!!!!!!!!!!
AAAbibibibpooooooooooooooooooolalalala
kkouehkkgijijijipamalemfodsiue
cliUUUUUUUidkgpaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
DOopugmZZowsaZxLvOlsAAAxzfQQ
CPpOiIosmWiFaokibuAksHlupoIWw
LZOSiSoskvibOxiusyLAsoAIsfeWWW
EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppolila
Wwooiihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy
KOOOOOOOOlalalehlohleeeeeeemaarrrr
Gugugugugugugugugugugugugugugupipi
POOOOooooooasiUuUuUuuUuAwqweqz
QwErTyUiOpAsDfGhJkLzXcVbNmabcabc
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crapped by,
Desmond.

2008-04-29T22:25:00.000+08:00

Ouy tsum eb yllaer yrev eerf ot daer siht eceip fo tihs.
Yb won uoy thgim evah ydaerla desilaer taht siht tsop si nettirw sdrawkcab
Thgir won I ma gniog ot llet uoy a yrev yrev yrev yrev terces egassem
Ti si hcus a yloh dna gnol egassem taht ti thgim ekat uoy tuoba
Neetriht dnasuoht neves derdnuh dna owt-ytriht noillib ytxis smuinellim ot daer hsinif

Ahahahahahahahahawm

Won rof eht egassem:

Poop

Dnomsed Hog << Skool yloh.

2008-04-29T17:37:00.001+08:00

2008-04-26T23:11:00.009+08:00

Weeeeeeee
I have created a miracle.
This is an extreme phenomenon.
Which probably happens only once a year
I AM DOING MY HOMEWORK!!!!!!
Wow. Pls clap ty
Zz nvm,
I'm stuck at Q7a of maths paper 2
(Actually I'm not stuck, I just dun wanna do liao)
I haven't study yet!!!! Crap,
........................DIE........................
........................DIE........................
........................DIE........................
........................DIE........................
........................DIE........................
........................DIE........................
DIEDIEDIE......DIEDIEDIE

_|_

Here is 1 reason why I choose not to study:

Homework + Study = A1 (This is not a equation, just for contrast)
Play Comp + Study = Pass ------ (1)
Play Comp - Study = The End ------ (2)

Eg: 1 + 2 = 3, means, 2 + 1 = 3
All good things come to an end.
All ends come to good things.

From (2), Play comp - study = The Good Things ------ (2)
Eliminate the variable "study" by elimation,
(1) + (2),
Play More Comp = Pass + The Good Things ------ (3)

If you show good results to your parents, you get The Good Things.
Therefore, The Good Things = Good Results

From (3), Play More Comp = Pass + Good Results

Ans: Play Comp = Pass + Good Results

Desmond

2008-04-26T21:09:00.004+08:00

POST 53 :D
Please don't let this blog die ):
'cos I know living creatures will but blogs don't!
and who keeps posting blank posts?
LOL.

I spent 3hrs studying history,
yet i only finished the notes for chapter 2 & 3.
Like, what the.
There's still science, geog, chinese(tell me how to study.) and art prep.
But this is the first time I'd ever started perp a week before.
:D

I recommend "never too late" by Three Days Grace.
It's a nice songggg(:

much love,
♥Katherine(:

2008-04-26T13:07:00.000+08:00

Sian.

Desmond

Hello.

2008-04-25T20:57:00.001+08:00

eeeyerrr. I wanted to post before Renzhi's post! anyhow. This blog will definitely die sooner or later . T.T
Anyway , don't be scared or stressed out by MYEs. Be happy that MYE's coming!
you know why?
Okay, I will type out an equation for you.

SCHOOL --> MYEs ---> HOLIDAYS ( REAL LIFE! )

That settles it. Holidays are the rewards. Just hang in there and you'll get it.
Remember shopping.
Remember computering.
Remember watching shows and staying up late.
It's all for you.

Just wait a little longer! and woooohooo!
Okay, bye lovelys! (:

I know you love me,
JANICE! :D

2008-04-25T20:56:00.000+08:00

ANOTHER 101 reasons y im so dead:

1. Mid-Year-Exams are coming
2. I have not handed in my EL Compo
3. I'm still feeling bloated becos of my dinner
4. I have not done my Chinese Compo
5. I have not study for exams yet
6. I'm not planning to study for exams now
7. I'm gonna play everyday
8. I forgot to photocopy Katherine's LE "Jiang Yis" again
9. I think I left my maths wksht in class
10. I dunno anything abt Maths Chap 6
11. I dunno how to draw a ray diagram
12. I dunno all the chaps after chap 4 History
13. I dunno Geog chap 3, 4 and 5
14. I dunno whrs my chinese textbook
15. I dunno wad is Mr Quek teaching
16. I dunno how to do my MYE Art prep work
17. I dunno wad to rite for the 18th reason
18. I dunno wad to rite for the 19th reason
19. I dunno wad to rite for the 20th reason
20. I STILL HAVE 81 MORE REASONS!!!!!
21. Poot
22. I just farted
23. Which will cause air pollution
24. Resulting in an increase of deaths of living-things
25. It will also cause global warming
26. Which I dunno wads the effect of that
27. I forgot to buy graph paper, again
28. I'm having a stomache now ):
29. I can't find my EL Compo Qn paper
30. Shit, i need go shit now, brb
31. Sian, I'm bored and I'm dying
32. I wanna study now (which shows that I'm abnormal)
33. All my textbooks in class (It happens all the time -.-)
34. My tie is currently stuck with my bag's zip
35. I just realised i don't even have a History File
36. I brought home Katherine's pencil
37. And Yong Chuen's black pen
38. And a G2 black pen i found on the floor 3 days ago
39. Tomorrow no school ): I'm gonna die at home again
40. F**k sh*t *itch c**k ***hole d*ck wh*re =X oops
41. It's actually Fork shot! Witch cook manhole. Duck, where?
42. I wet my pampers ):
43. I need my bottle of milk
44. EEEEEEEK I HAVE 57 MORE REASONS!?!

I will juz end here

45. Error 11120. Please try reading this reason again later.

Bye Bye,
Desmond

2008-04-25T20:50:00.002+08:00

since no one posts...i shall take the initiative to post hehe ^^
i am retarded btw...lol jk...or isit true? i think its true...i am retarded...eh ppl, mye coming le leh...must buck up! learn from me! stop slacking horh! continue slack horh...ltr fail ur exams...rmb horh..learn from me kays? guai..
and ppl, also must keep the blog active leh...this blog havent even one month yet...must blog more!! jia you! and gd luck to all for coming mye ^^
RenZhi xD

2008-04-23T18:22:00.006+08:00

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2008-04-20T12:26:00.002+08:00

Friday

I woke up early at Five-fifteen
Went cp saw Dion and Dian Sheen
Then I went hougang wif Ren Zhi
Shit, stuck liao... hw to rhyme?

Met up wif Katherine, Bell, Peiyu they all
Mac outside rite 24/7 but nvr open wor!
In the end breakfast had Old Chang Kee
I onli bought Chysanthemum Tea

The girls practiced cheerleading
Infront of so mani ppl, embarrassing
Went to the stadium saw Ivy on the way
By the time we reached was still okay.

All we did thr was tok n eat
And hear the host tok crap n shit
My hair gt sprayed, it's sticky n green
Photographed by Qiu Xuan and Katherine

Den cheerleading it was our turn
Didnt win but the spirit of 2B will always burn!
_|_ Stupid 3C say we copy them
Who wans to copy ur shit, god damned

After lunch we went exploring a cave
Juz kidding, we went home to bathe
I washed my hair like siao man
Den dried my hair in a cooking pan

Met up wif them at 4 again
Wenbing n Chin Ann are insane
They nvr go home bathe, eww
They smell like maggot stew

We reached skool at 4:30 plus
We thot we late so ran to the bus
Reach thr liao saw Mr Quek
Realised we weren't late, wad the heck

ACJC so cool sia, got elevator
Got swimming pool summore, win liao luhh
I stole Wenbing's sweets, Kekeke
Den he cried "I WAN MY MUMMY T_T"

I eat the sweet halfway gave Wenbing
He ate the sweet without knowing
Me n Ren Zhi made fun of Barney
It's even lamer than teletubby

During the debate i almost sleep
When they debating i counting sheep
Some of us left halfway through
I feel like sticking the debaters' mouth wif glue

Me, Katherine n Ren Zhi went cp eat
By den we were tired like shit
At mac I played wif my food
Stuffed fries in my mouth, it tasted good

And den we went home.

Saturday
I was dying of boredom

Today
I died

Tmr
yay. skool

Desmond